Reincarnation best describes the concept where the soul or spirit, after the death of the body, is believed to return to live in a new human body, or, in some traditions, either as a human being, animal or plant.If there is such a thing, I want to come back as a Condor. Then when there is someone I do not like such as Scott Walker, I will wait until he/she is speaking in public, then swoop down and take a massive dump on them!
California Condor, the Andean Condor has wingspan, ranging from 8.99 to 10.2 ft. It is also heavy, reaching up to 24 to 33 lb.
Just out of curiosity, why the condor? Lots of birds would allow you to do this. Does it have the largest capacity for dumping?
ReplyDeleteIs not coming back an option?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AaUw7zsYeE
I do believe that. Since my dad had passed away I have had an eagle come down through the reservation up north to warn me about turns or animals in the road ahead of me. The eagle would just swoop down towards my windshield. Also after we celebrated his birthday an eagle swooped down towards my windshield like my dad saying thank you to my daughter for having the idea to celebrate his birthday. So yes I really do believe in this. Because I do believe this is my dad watching over my kids and I.
ReplyDeleteI am a Catholic with a degree in Anthropology, kind of a oxymoron, or at the very least, just a moron. So I don't believe in the after world stuff, but if I did, I would want to be a humpback whale, I just like the sound of it.
ReplyDeleteSER, Yes I do, and If I am so fortunate to come back, I want to come back as a Black Lab. They are a very HAPPY, LOVING, FAITHFULL animal, (unlike us animals) I have 3 dog's, and I think they are ALL former family members? Actually MOBE (Golden) Is on the sofa sleeping as usual. I think she Is my Mom. RET (Black Lab) Is curled up on the floor pillow sleeping. He's my Dad. He has BAD back legs from arthritis. He Is 16 years old. Daisy (Yellow Mutt) Is curled up on the floor on a different pillow sleeping. Her, I have NO idea who she Is. I think she Is just a HOBO? She just showed up on our porch about 10 years ago. SO, In the end, I want to be a DOG. Mobe, and Ret are just like Mom and Dad were. Daisy could be my oldest sister. She Is still alive, but Daisy Is nuts like her?
ReplyDeleteTender Heart Bear, Beautiful story. I hope It true.
ReplyDeleteA super massive dump, SER!!!!
ReplyDeleteI have an owl watching me in the tree outside my bedroom...nice, but only when it shuts up! Whooo, hoot, whooo, my butt!
Are you certain It not one of those Owl shaped wildlife Hee, Hee cameras In the tree?
ReplyDeleteOo, I didn't see the part about being allowed to come back as a plant. If I have to come back, I'd like to come back as a spruce tree, but out in the wild, on a mountainside, not in someone's yard. After I've been a spruce, ask me again what I want to be the next time around because I don't know how that experience will affect me.
ReplyDeleteBetter yet, a Fraser fir tree. I'd smell really good.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a believer. I think when we are done, we are done. It would be nice to think that there is more... and if there is, hope it is a good surprise and not a little too warm, if you know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteBoppster – why the Condor;
ReplyDeleteSize, the wingspan is awesome 10 ft and can glide a very long way.
It lives high in the mountains and no one messes with it, well mountain lions will.
I would not eat your children but if your “wiener dog” was barking at me as I was checking out the neighborhood, he could become lunch in a hurry.