Monday, November 7, 2011

Never sit in the front row



Jesus, you aren't alone any more! Mother Mary is going to be pissed!

Yes, and there's an Easter Bunny too!
at

13 comments:

  1. kkditherNovember 7, 2011 at 4:10 PM

    What a hoot! That poor husband is in for a long ride.....

    ReplyDelete
  2. OKIENovember 7, 2011 at 4:22 PM

    Wow.

    ReplyDelete
  3. OrbsCorbsNovember 7, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    'Denial is not a river in Egypt.'

    Love is color blind; and, apparently, sometimes it's dumber than dirt.

    I'm gonna sue the Wachowski brothers for implanting a bug in my brain while I watched The Matrix.

    ReplyDelete
  4. drewzepmeisterNovember 7, 2011 at 6:47 PM

    Honestly, I thought I heard it all....

    ReplyDelete
  5. AnonymousNovember 7, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    She probably used the "dog ate my homework" thing too a hundred times when she was in school.

    ReplyDelete
  6. AnonymousNovember 7, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    Common! This has to be from the Onion!

    ReplyDelete
  7. ToadNovember 7, 2011 at 7:59 PM

    Amazing. I wonder what effect a male would get under the same circumstances?

    ReplyDelete
  8. OrbsCorbsNovember 7, 2011 at 8:23 PM

    A paternity suit from an actress in the movie?

    ReplyDelete
  9. Why Not?November 8, 2011 at 1:52 AM

    Was thinking the same thing as Logjam... no way this can be the honest truth.. people can't really be that dumb can they??

    ReplyDelete
  10. BeejayNovember 8, 2011 at 7:59 AM

    Unfortunately, people can be that dumb...but this one I question....

    ReplyDelete
  11. jedwisNovember 8, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    I don't understand... if it was a movie how... I mean was the actor there at the theater? Mybe they should check with the "girlfriends" she went with...Boy am I ever confused. lol

    ReplyDelete
  12. SERNovember 8, 2011 at 11:59 AM

    Years ago my sister worked for the city welfare dept. A girl came in pregnant and claimed she never had sex with her boyfriend.

    She claims he relieved himself in a piece of toilet paper and she then cleaned herself with the same piece of paper and became pregnant. No one could prove her wrong!

    Even doctors do not agree on how long sperm will live outside the body; some claim minutes, others hours and still some claim up to 24 hours.

    That was the big chuckle of the day in that department.

    ReplyDelete
  13. ToadNovember 8, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    Orb's, You did It again.

    ReplyDelete