Monday, November 7, 2011

Never sit in the front row



Jesus, you aren't alone any more! Mother Mary is going to be pissed!

Yes, and there's an Easter Bunny too!
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kkdither said...

What a hoot! That poor husband is in for a long ride.....

November 7, 2011 at 4:10 PM
OKIE said...

Wow.

November 7, 2011 at 4:22 PM
OrbsCorbs said...

'Denial is not a river in Egypt.'

Love is color blind; and, apparently, sometimes it's dumber than dirt.

I'm gonna sue the Wachowski brothers for implanting a bug in my brain while I watched The Matrix.

November 7, 2011 at 5:05 PM
drewzepmeister said...

Honestly, I thought I heard it all....

November 7, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Anonymous said...

She probably used the "dog ate my homework" thing too a hundred times when she was in school.

November 7, 2011 at 7:55 PM
Anonymous said...

Common! This has to be from the Onion!

November 7, 2011 at 7:55 PM
Toad said...

Amazing. I wonder what effect a male would get under the same circumstances?

November 7, 2011 at 7:59 PM
OrbsCorbs said...

A paternity suit from an actress in the movie?

November 7, 2011 at 8:23 PM
Why Not? said...

Was thinking the same thing as Logjam... no way this can be the honest truth.. people can't really be that dumb can they??

November 8, 2011 at 1:52 AM
Beejay said...

Unfortunately, people can be that dumb...but this one I question....

November 8, 2011 at 7:59 AM
jedwis said...

I don't understand... if it was a movie how... I mean was the actor there at the theater? Mybe they should check with the "girlfriends" she went with...Boy am I ever confused. lol

November 8, 2011 at 9:47 AM
SER said...

Years ago my sister worked for the city welfare dept. A girl came in pregnant and claimed she never had sex with her boyfriend.

She claims he relieved himself in a piece of toilet paper and she then cleaned herself with the same piece of paper and became pregnant. No one could prove her wrong!

Even doctors do not agree on how long sperm will live outside the body; some claim minutes, others hours and still some claim up to 24 hours.

That was the big chuckle of the day in that department.

November 8, 2011 at 11:59 AM
Toad said...

Orb's, You did It again.

November 8, 2011 at 5:12 PM

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