Hello, my eclectic Eskimos. How are you? My, what a difference a week can make. Last week I was marveling at the warmth and lack of snow. This week, well, you know what happened: snow, ice, cold. So much for our overextended Indian Summer, and on into the breech of winter. Oh dear, I don’t like it. I don’t like the snow, I don’t like the ice, I don’t like the cold. I don’t like any of it. Time to astral project to one of the Caribbean islands.You also know what happened to our vaunted Green Bay Packers: loss, defeat, end of season. The New York Giants defeated the Packers in their first playoff game. Oh my. Contrary to the rumor that Mr. OrbsCorbs was spreading, I did not go to the ER after the Packers’ loss. I told Mr. OrbsCorbs that Junior’s acting out of each play in front of Senor Zanza and me and the television almost put us in the ER a couple of times. I’m an adult and I know how to handle the Packer loss. Senor Zanza and I got stinking drunk.
Winter can make me melancholic. Melancholy makes me want to listen to music. Thus, I give you a great song by a great artist, Tori Amos perfuming “Winter”:
That song always leaves me a little teary-eyed. I hope that you enjoyed it, though. I hope you enjoyed my entire blog. Thank you for reading it. I just adore visits from the Irregulars and regulars alike. I love you all.
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Be careful out there, my dears. It’s slippery and the frozen ground is unforgiving. Walk safe. Drive safe. Be safe. Madame Zoltar watches over you all. Laconicum!
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6 comments:
Madame Z- I wish I would have been drinking during the game maybe I would have enjoyed it more. That was a very said game.
I do not like the snow and the cold. I wish I could just stay inside during the winter.
Mme Z...did you get those 5th's I sent over after the game?
Great idea, an irregular filled hot tub. Orbs knows a few politicians that can provide the hot air. lol
Madame, if I had beer in the house on Sunday I would have been liquored up as well. We just have to admit that the Giants are playing exactly like we did last year. They have something to prove whereas we didn't. Oh well.
As always Madame, thank you for enlightening us every Wednesday.
Stay on your feet, Madame. Between the Packer's loss and the subsequent medicinal healing necessary, not to mention the ice and snow... we need you to remain in good health!
Thank you for your weekly uplift. We ♥ you. Give Señor Z. a big hug for me, and tell him it is getting to be margarita night again. Also, let Junior to do the shoveling.. he has plenty of energy. It is really wasted on the young, don't you think?
Uh, sorry I misunderstood you and spread falsehoods about you, Mme. Z.
I agree with everything kk said. Please don't overindulge too much, though, because who knows what havoc your powers might accidentally wreak while you're drunk.
Oh, and great music video, Mme. Z.
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