Seniors who are in step with the latest technologies now have their own codes.
The kids have all their texting codes, like
BFF (best friends forever)
LOL (laughing out loud)
So why not some codes for seniors (60 and over):
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DTAF - Don't Trust A Fart
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFLCGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing. Can't get Up!
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
The kids have all their texting codes, like
BFF (best friends forever)
LOL (laughing out loud)
So why not some codes for seniors (60 and over):
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DTAF - Don't Trust A Fart
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFLCGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing. Can't get Up!
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTF - Wet the Floor
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where're the Prunes?
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where're the Prunes?
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
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7 comments:
WMK - Where's my keys?
WMWT - Where's my watch?
WMWL - Where's my wallet?
WMWF - Where's my wife?
WTF seems to cover most of them. Unfortunately, some of those were applicable... :(
I guess I have to wait another 4 years to use the senior codes, but it's good to start learning at an "early" age. Orbs ...seems like you have an extra letter on the last three in your comment.
Orbs- That is really good. I was sitting here laughing reading those. When my kids text me using their codes I sit here sometimes like what are you trying to tell me. It gets to be a pain for me so I told them to just write the words out or just call me.
When I see something like that I don't understand, I just make one up and send it back to be sure the other person is equally confused.
Orb's, You did It again.
Thanx, toad.
jedwis, without the extra letter they would all be WMW - where's my whatever?
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