AAH, that's nothing! I used to let my girlfriend extract DNA from me on a regular basis!
Look here! A womens guide for how to utilize the DNA you just stole.
"So, a man sued his ex-girlfriend for fraud and emotional distress after she secured a court order demanding he pay child support for their two year-old daughter. The reason? This woman saved his semen after performing oral sex and secretly impregnated herself. No, this is not a new plotline of absurd television show One Tree Hill but actual events that formed the basis of a 2005 legal battle in Illinois."
AAH, that's nothing! I used to let my girlfriend extract DNA from me on a regular basis!
ReplyDeleteLook here! A womens guide for how to utilize the DNA you just stole.
"So, a man sued his ex-girlfriend for fraud and emotional distress after she secured a court order demanding he pay child support for their two year-old daughter. The reason? This woman saved his semen after performing oral sex and secretly impregnated herself. No, this is not a new plotline of absurd television show One Tree Hill but actual events that formed the basis of a 2005 legal battle in Illinois."
http://mensnewsdaily.com/2011/02/27/man-receives-oral-sex-ordered-to-pay-child-support/
Are you sure those clumps aren't just something from your last meal that you missed with the toothbrush?
ReplyDeleteMen's DNA is a readily available commodity. I think you'd have to be pretty "out there" to go to the trouble of doing it the hard way...
How do I mutate my DNA so that I have both X-ray vision and death ray eyes?
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