Cold
is Relative..........and a good part of this is true!
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People inWisconsin plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Gulf Coast people shiver
uncontrollably.
People inMilwaukee sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People inWisconsin drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water inGreen Bay
gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People inWisconsin throw on a
flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally
turn up the heat.
People inWisconsin have the last
cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People inMiami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away toMexico .
People inWisconsin get out their
winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts inWisconsin
are selling cookies..........door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot
air.
People inWisconsin let the dogs
sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 (-459.67 F below zero):
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero, zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People inWisconsin start
saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in
50 above zero:
People in
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in
15 above zero:
People in
Zero:
People in
Wisconsinites close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to
People in
25 below zero:
The Girl Scouts in
40 below zero:
People in
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 (-459.67 F below zero):
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero, zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late
6 comments:
Now that's funny. I never heard of school's opening 2 hours late until I moved up here. It happens about 20 times a year. Snow, Ice, or Fog. Once and awhile someone takes the wires off the spark plugs on the busses.
I love this post....
Wisconsin is indeed cold, and we don't have too many nude models here, either. So sign up for art class in a warmer state, if need be.
I haven't put on a coat yet. Finally today, I felt like I could put on a long sleeve Tee shirt. hahahaha
Go figure: now that the temps are back in the 60's, they turned on the heat in the building.
Sorry, I don't like that subzero stuff.
Well, that's about right....
Do you know what a "three dog night is" and it isn't a band Drew.
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