Cold is Relative..........

Cold is Relative..........and a good part of this is true!
 
 60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.
 
50 above zero:
Gulf Coast people shiver uncontrollably.
People in Milwaukee sunbathe.
 
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.
 
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Green Bay gets thicker.
 
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.
 
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.
 
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.
 
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.
 
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies..........door to door.
 
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.
 
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
 
460 (-459.67 F below zero):
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero, zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Wisconsin start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
 
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late