Saturday, December 8, 2012

P or A ?




An old man was asked, "At your ripe age, what you prefer to get - Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"

The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's. Better to spill half an ounce of good whiskey, than to forget where you keep the damn bottle!!"
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6 comments:

  1. legal strangerDecember 8, 2012 at 12:45 AM

    Churchill would agree with the drink. The power of the mind and the desire to achieve motivates most of us.

    POLITICAL:
    "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter".
    Winston Churchill

    SOCIAL:

    Woman scolding Churchill,

    If you were my husband Mr. Churchill, I would put arsenic in your tea

    Lady, if I were your husband, I would drink it,

    responded Churchill

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  2. AnonymousDecember 8, 2012 at 8:41 AM

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  3. kkditherDecember 8, 2012 at 1:24 PM

    Above comment deleted... unless anyone here needed the ad for Cialis? ;>

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  4. SERDecember 8, 2012 at 2:20 PM

    Gives me a headache....

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  5. OrbsCorbsDecember 8, 2012 at 5:25 PM

    Why are those damn things getting through?

    I knew a guy who took Viagra to lower his blood pressure before he went to the doctor's office.

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  6. AnonymousDecember 8, 2012 at 6:18 PM

    I knew that amorous doctor too, she was dynamite on the chair

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