Monday, December 3, 2012

SS #3

Too late.  Need sleep.  Hands are stopping to work.  Orbs, not finished but, I cater to my audience.  :-)  I'll add more.  I see quite the little adventurer.  Curious and fearless.


Jimmy woke with his usual off/on light switch of energy that make little boys such a handful at the ages of four through twelve or so.  The birds along the phone lines out back were making their usual morning racket and the sun was just peeking over the horizon.  Jimmy was FIVE! And he told everyone.  Well everyone unless an old person asked, then a case of shyness would set it.  Old people were old!  They thought different than kids did.  You could never tell what was on the mind of an adult.  Too unpredictable to fathom and if they asked you a question, who knew what kind of reason they asked.  This morning was an Aunt Gracie morning.  He could smell the fresh coffee and bacon frying.  Jimmy always woke hungry when Aunt Gracie was here.  She made the BEST pancakes.  When she had time, she’d write his name in pancake batter.  The fry pan wasn’t big enough for “Jimmy,” so she wrote, “Jim” just like an old person’s name.  He guessed that was okay, but he was Jimmy.  Aunt Gracie said, someday I’d want to be called Jim or James.  No way!  James?  Oh ewww.  Who wants to be some Butler?  Maybe a Limousine driver would be fun, but who wants to dress up in a monkey suit?  Church was bad enough!  A suit you can’t play in, and the collar of his white shirt was always scratchy with starch.  And a church picnic?  How can you have fun at one of those?  You can’t climb a tree, or wrestle and play war.  Always praying.  I think Church picnics are…  shhhhh..   Heck!  (Don’t tell Aunt Gracie I said that.)
Jimmy quickly shinnied out of his pajamas and into his jeans and T-shirt.  Dad says, “Only trash sleep in their clothes.  We may not have much, but we have pride, manners and self respect.”(and scratchy collars.)  Taking the time to make his bed and fold his pajamas across his foot board like Mom showed him before she went away, he ran out to the kitchen and ran/banged into his dad’s side and gave him a quick tight hug before climbing in his chair.  Raymond Good looked up from the paper he was reading and said, “Good Morning Jimmy, what are your plans this fine day?”

“Danny and I were thinking about going to the park and fly his kite.”  (Maybe they’d climb that pine tree to the fifth branch this time)

Raymond raised an eyebrow and said, “Don’t go breaking your neck flying the kite.”

Jimmy’s eyes got round for second, and Aunt Gracie said, “Like a Book.” (Whatever that meant)  Dad just harrumphed.  With a small twinkle in his eye, Raymond looked at Jimmy and said, “I was talking to Mrs. Madison yesterday and she said…

There’s that point where you just know an old person is going to give you that disappointed look and talk (Jimmy had climbed her tree to the second branch last week.) it lasts for an instant, but is a “portendor of Doom.”     …she has an old bike that might fit you and…  (A BIKE!!!!)   …I’ll pick it up on the way to work and brush on some paint before shift starts.  It’s pink right now…  (pink?)  …because it’s a girl’s bike.”  Looking concerned, Raymond added, “It would be painted red though…  “

Jimmy thought all of three seconds and said “Sure!” with a beaming smile.  He didn’t mind a Girl’s bike.  Danny’s older brother hit that top bar on his bike when he was showing off and hurt his wanger bad.  Jimmy had seen it and Danny’s brother laid on the ground a long time before he got up again.  He walked funny the rest of the day too.   Jimmy just didn’t like pink.  Pink was a girl’s color and girls were weird.  Red though was the BEST!  Jimmy came down out of his clouds thinking of pink, then girls and then his sister, to hear his dad say,

“Well Sport, what do you think?  Will a red girl’s bike be okay for a first bike?  We can add training wheels and… no?  Don’t you think you should have some training wheels?”  Jimmy just shook his head.  “No, I guess not.  No training wheels for Captain Jimmy.”

“I think it’s SWELL!  Danny and I will ride to the park tomorrow!” Jimmy thought again about his sister and got a curious look on his face.  “Dad, does Kimberly have Poison Ivy?”  (Kimmy was his thirteen year old sister.)

With a quizzical look Raymond asked, “Why do you ask that?”

“Well, last night I had to use the bathroom and get a drink of water.  When I was coming back I heard some groaning like a bad dream, and Kimmy was scratching between her legs like when I had the measles and that time with poison ivy.  I know she don’t have the measles, but she’s a girl and probably doesn’t know poison ivy like I do.  (Catch it once, and you will know it well too!)

Raymond got a green look on his face and looked at Aunt Gracie who just snickered.  “You’re not helping matters here Grace.”  Looking back at Jimmy, Raymond said he’d talk to him that night but had to go now for the bike and get to work to paint it.  Standing up Raymond tucked his paper in his arm and gave Jimmy a quick hug, and a pleading look at Aunt Gracie.

“Okay Ray, I’ll think of something.”  Grace said with a smile, “Now, Work hard.”

Jimmy chimed in with, “Make Lots of money.”

Raymond ended with, “And eat at Joes.”  As Raymond headed out the door, he looked at Jimmy and said, “Remember when flying that kite, You don’t…   “  Jimmy and Aunt Gracie both chimed in with, “ …Break your/my neck.”

Turning to the stove Gracie looked over her shoulder and said, “I have two pieces of bacon with your name on it, some corn meal mush with raisins, and a slice of peanut butter toast sliced into ice cream cones.  Unless you want oatmeal of course.  Keeps the old folks regular ya know.”

Wrinkling his nose, Jimmy shook his head.  “No.  No oatmeal for me.  Cornmeal is just Great!” and meant it.  He liked it the way Aunt Gracie made it with sugar and a hint of salt.  Almost as good as corn on the cob.  Tomorrow we’d have Scrapple, and that was always good.  “So Aunt Gracie, does Kimberly have Poison Ivy?  I tried to ask if she wanted the calamine lotion, but she threw Mr. Tuttles (her stuffed chimp) at me and told me to get out.

“Let me think a bit and get the mush going and we’ll talk over a cup of coffee.  Grace brought the water to boil and stirred in the corn meal, a spoon and a half of sugar, and a pinch of salt.  Bringing the small pot to a simmer, she turned on the burner under the frying pan, added a slice of bacon cut in half, pulled out a slice of bread and popped it in the toaster.  Grabbing the coffee pot she added fresh to her cup, then set the coffee pot back on the back burner of the stove.  Checking the mush, she gave it a stir, then flipped the bacon over, and popped the toast.  Giving it a critical eye, she flipped it over and sent the plunger back down.  Dad said Aunt Gracie could clean a toilet diaper a baby and chant a salty limerick while having tea with the Queen.  All with efficiency and critical eye to detail.  Dad called her a JT Irregular, whatever that was.  To prove that fact, she popped the toaster up, turned off the heat to the fry pan and mush, then buttered his toast. (peanut butter first, then a smear of butter.)  She then took out the bacon to drain on a dish cloth before returning to the toast and making the required “cone cuts.”  Pulling down a bowl and plate she stacked them and arranged the bacon and toast around the bowl before spooning up the mush.  Glancing up, she inquired, “Milk?” as she grabbed the carton from the fridge.  Setting his plate before him and the carton down, she asked, “What are we forgetting?”

“Silverware!” Jimmy shouted.  Raising an eyebrow she looked at him while saying “And…  ?”  Jimmy groaned and said, “Prayer.”  Nodding at him she said, “Right.  Now get to it.”  Skrunching up his eyes he said,

“God is great, God is good, let us thank him for our food.”

Grace gave a “amen.” As he finished, then grabbed the silverware and sat down at the table with him.  “I’ve been thinking.” She started.

“Yes?”  Jimmy always liked when Aunt Gracie treated him in an “Adult fashion.”  He knew she’d tell him the truth.  “Does Kimmy have Poison Ivy?”

Aunt Gracie snorted in her coffee.  For many, that question might have set them stumbling, but Grace was a JTI through and through.  “No she doesn’t”

“Phew, because I was worried!”

“Of course you were.  We can’t have quarantine in the summer.  That’d never do for young boys.  But don’t be too relieved.  What Kimberly has is much worse.  Much, much worse.  She has Cooties!

to be continued

8 comments:

SER said...

Huck you need to change your font from large to normal........

lizardmom said...

LOVE IT Huck!

yes!! I KNEW we had another irregular hiding somewhere! Jimmy has her stashed somewhere!

kkdither said...

My first thought was she is way too young to be itching down there.... I hope it isn't what I think.

Huck Finn said...

KKD, Kimberly is 13 years old, the age of raging hormones and experimentation. AND NO, this is through the eyes of a five year old so we aren't going to go further into what she may have been scratching. There is a Cootie story coming up with all the question and answers that aren't answers to befuddle a little boy. Not exactly a story kids will find in their school library, but trying to not be offensive to the JTI general audience while giving a mature read to everyone. It's a balancing act. Using "Clusterpiddle" in the SS#2 was a bit over the top, so trying for less or unoffensive humor. Yell if I blow it.

BL Basketcase said...

YES Huck..Please change your font size. It would be better.
These are enjoyable!

OKIE said...

It was great Huck.

SER said...

Thanks for changing the font Mr. Huck

OrbsCorbs said...

Great story so far, Huck.