Hello, my boys and girls of summer! How are you?
Up and down, up and down, up and down.
Know what that is? A
rollercoaster? The stock market? The bobbing heads of our City
Councilmen? No, it’s our temperatures. We go from summer to hot summer to blazing
hot summer, then down and over and over again.
The rain last week was very welcome, and so is the rain we’ve had
recently. I think Ms. Mina blowing the
clouds our way is what did the trick.
Thank you, Ms. Mina, for your help.
Speaking of tricks, have you heard about the latest scandal
from City Hall? No? Good, neither have I. I’m sick and tired of that dirty
business. I am also embarrassed by
it. Let’s stop it completely, please,
ladies and gentlemen of the ruling class.
The people of Racine are
better people than you and they deserve better than your scams.
I feel compelled to comment on the Colorado
movie theater shootings, primarily to convey my deepest sympathies to the
victims and their families. Another
horrifying shooting. I saw the video of
the suspect in court with red-orange hair and a dazed look in his eyes. All I can do is shake my head in wonder. These shooting rampages are becoming far too
frequent. Certain Madame Zoltar® brand
potions can be used to treat these individuals, but we need to reach them
before they go off, shooting everyone in sight.
That is where my predictive abilities could come into play if it were
not for the skepticism of most law enforcement officials. Bah.
Salmon-A-Rama has ended, but the Racine County Fair (
www.racinecountyfair.com) continues
through this Sunday. There’s always
something to do in Racine in the
summer (and I don’t mean drink). Besides
local newspapers and news sites, the Racine Public Library (
http://www.racinelib.lib.wi.us/)
is a good source of information. Stop by
and check out all the flyers and posters on community events. You might even borrow a book.
Oh my, I just had a thought about a book. How about reprinting my blogs and calling them
“The Collected Wit and Wisdom of Madame Zoltar.” Then I’d have to go on a national book
promotion tour. Oh my, oh my, I don’t
have the time for that. So much for being a famous writer.
Thank you, one and all, for stopping by my blog today. Thank you for reading and thank you for
commenting. Our JTI family knows no
boundaries.
Enjoy summer, my dears.
Have fun, fun, fun. In six months
we’ll be complaining about the cold, maybe.
Do your civic duty by having parties and inviting visitors from out of
town. Make them spend a lot of money
here. A whole, real lot. I love you all. Uberous!