Thursday, January 24, 2013

Just doing a little shopping !!

There was a bit of confusion at a local Sporting goods store this
morning.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets
the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain about the gun registry people
running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found
out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

5 comments:

  1. funnnnnnyyyy, if you had gone to school as your mother tried to teach you to do, you could be paid like thousands of others to strip, strip tease school that is
    You must have forgotten to use your Chippendale moves.
    AUHHHHHH!

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  2. Apparently Toad is at a loss for words.

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