Don't EVER touch the diesel nozzle at your local gas station. I did so accidentally yesterday. Just held it briefly. Everything has stunk like diesel since then. I've showered and washed my hands countless times.
Good nimorning to kk and every one too. Now why would anybody pet a diesel nozzle at a gas station? You don't go to a diesel station to pet a gas nozzle do you ? Serves you right you silly boy.
We each see a garbage can next to our comments. As the "author" of your comment, you have the associated "rights" to delete anything you write. As admins.... we see the garbage cans next to all comments and can delete what anyone writes. OH, the power! lol
What am I ...like 11th? Mary, you've must have offended "Oscar the Grouch" recently, that's why you have all the garbage cans...Can someone explain in layman terms what KK is talking about? And finally do as BLB said go out and be P & P.
how about pondering and pooped? why is it now that we're hitting a warm spell that I can't get warm? hands are like ice... and all day I thought it was Monday... am I having a 'ground hog' life?? is Bill Murray lurking nearby??
I am almost certain Anonie is within..... and I can only speculate that there are several.
People need to sign things (as a sign of havin' "GUTS"...) These people that play "ding dong ditch" had better find easier ways to get their rocks off. Their "bag o shit" ain't flaming on my doorstep.
I had a brain fart and fondled nozzles. I went to the station I always do, but for some reason I lifted the diesel nozzle with my left hand instead of the gas nozzle with my right. Then the attendant came out and walked me through the steps like a baby.
Orbi, I hope you put that lighter out and quit hollering at blow-up BLB before you use the nozzle next time. You got the Arabian attendant all excited.
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Goodnight and good morning.
Don't EVER touch the diesel nozzle at your local gas station. I did so accidentally yesterday. Just held it briefly. Everything has stunk like diesel since then. I've showered and washed my hands countless times.
Good nimorning to kk and every one too.
Now why would anybody pet a diesel nozzle at a gas station? You don't go to a diesel station to pet a gas nozzle do you ? Serves you right you silly boy.
Good morning Anonie and the rest of you peeps. Have a PP day.
Okay, lets try this again. I'll take the 5th!
Orbs I took have to ask why you are touching nozzles. :}
I edited my profile to see if I can get that damn garbage can out of my profile. Let's see.
Still there but moved it. Hmm.
Here's too tuesday.......
Mary, no garbage can shows in your profile.
We each see a garbage can next to our comments. As the "author" of your comment, you have the associated "rights" to delete anything you write. As admins.... we see the garbage cans next to all comments and can delete what anyone writes. OH, the power! lol
Orb's, I like that smell. Compared to gasoline, It's much better.
What am I ...like 11th? Mary, you've must have offended "Oscar the Grouch" recently, that's why you have all the garbage cans...Can someone explain in layman terms what KK is talking about? And finally do as BLB said go out and be P & P.
We need to help anonie get a profile so we know who we are talking to. Despite attempts, we've failed at helping jed. :(
how about pondering and pooped? why is it now that we're hitting a warm spell that I can't get warm? hands are like ice... and all day I thought it was Monday... am I having a 'ground hog' life?? is Bill Murray lurking nearby??
Me need help? lol With what? lol
I am almost certain Anonie is within..... and I can only
speculate that there are several.
People need to sign things (as a sign of havin' "GUTS"...)
These people that play "ding dong ditch" had better find easier ways to get their rocks off. Their "bag o shit" ain't flaming on my doorstep.
I had a brain fart and fondled nozzles. I went to the station I always do, but for some reason I lifted the diesel nozzle with my left hand instead of the gas nozzle with my right. Then the attendant came out and walked me through the steps like a baby.
Maybe it is the fact that you were "fondeling" and you were on some camera .
Orbi, I hope you put that lighter out and quit hollering at blow-up BLB before you use the nozzle next time.
You got the Arabian attendant all excited.
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