Hello, my frosty friends!
How are you? I’m not feeling so
well and that’s why this blog is late. This winter has been hellacious to my
health and well being. I’m going to keep this short so I can go back to bed.
I received an email this week from Mr. (Mrs?) andromodo77. The email was
entitled World Domination:
My dearest Madame Zoltar:
Imagine a world free of the petty bickering by the
uneducated, the spoiled, the jealous, the greedy.
Imagine a nation free of politics and religion.
Imagine a nation free of debt, free of enemies, free of
pollution
Imagine a nation that is energy self sufficient
Imagine a world who would listen to your wisdom,
your experiences and your vision of the future.
Can you imagine with me?
Can you imagine the power of the great and wise Madame Zoltar
working with the Andromdoians to bring the world back into harmony?
IMAGINE?
Dear andromodo77, you post a pretty
picture of our world if only all the idiots and criminals would disappear. I’m with you.
I’m not very familiar with the Andromdoians. Do you have
some sort of power for world domination? Are there Andromdoian psychics? What do they charge?
Thank you everyone for reading my abbreviated blog this
week. I’m still here and I still love
you.
Send your questions to: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com.
Watch out for the ice outdoors. I used to think that snow was my nemesis, but
now I think it may be ice. I have been
slipping and sliding the winter away. Haruspex!
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19 comments:
Hope you are feeling better soon
Madame.
Madame, can the irregulars bring you some hot tea or chocolate?
I hope you feel better real soon. I missed your blog in the morning and I was going ask what happened to you. I always look forward to read what you have to say on Wednesdays.
Wasn't I the one who put dibs on world domination?
Feel better, Madame. It has been a rough winter.
I'm sure you can conjure up an ancient secret remedy to cure what ales you. Have Señor Zanza do all the work!
word domination is your specialty KK
with auto-correct. :)
A Dominatrix?
Hate the auto-correct; love my pfft, lol, grrrr, pishaw, oobly-goobly-gobbly-gook.
I'm not the dominatrix type. I prefer to use the Svengali method, which makes you think it was initially your idea.
World domination will be mine.... at the very least, revenge to those who dare to cross me. hehehe
Mme. Z, it seems like whenever you are ill, I am ill. Perhaps it's a psychic connection?
I had to look up the definition of dominatrix to understand what anonymous was saying, then I had to look up the Svengali method to understand what kk meant. I prefer the Svengoolie method myself. I try to make them laugh into submission.
Svengoolie !!!
KK... who would cross you? You OWN the power here. How do you get to be the world dominatress? Is it an elected or self appointed position? What would you change?
Legal... Yes, they would laugh OR run OR both when they saw your rubber chicken.
For those who don't know who svengoolie, google him.
Then google svengoolie images to see the rubber chicken.
Not to worry , the images are not of bad taste, unlike BLB's chicken reference.
Now really, what would you expect from a blogger who writes about the opportunity to have sex with aliens.
Now think about this,
BLB's last three boyfriends were all named Bob, and she wore them out.
Now I have an OLD OLD BOB with a rubber chicken... remember the End of the World Party? You are the
only one I know who ever owned a rubber chicken and proudly displayed it an the same table
where food was being served...
Now I know you own TWO!!! teehee
PS.... BTW I washed your dirty rubber chicken...
This is more fun than talking to ALIENS.
The second chicken (Robo Chicken) is for the svengoolie method of submission. It's hard to keep your breath and run when you are laughing so hard.
svengoolie!!!
Andromodo must have smoked something to have these pipe dreams.....
Legal... is that the robo chicken that crossed the road? I heard he
went to see the men lay bricks while trying to escape Colonel Sanders. He got flattened....sorry.
Yes Madame Zoltar.............IMAGINE
IMAGINE Racine as a good place to raise a family
IMAGINE RJ Times as good journalism.
IMAGINE Clean Racine government
IMAGINE Clean Root River
IMAGINE Safe Streets
IMAGINE Safe Parks
IMAGINE Good Schools
IMAGINE Honest Lawyers
IMAGINE Friendly helpful neighbors
IMAGINATION BEGINS WITH ALL OF US,
IT IS IN ALL OF US,AND IT IS UP TO US ALL TO MAKE IT REALITY.
REALITY STARTS ONE PERSON AT A TIME.
BE THAT NEXT PERSON
Be the Dominatrix of good
Be the Svengali of justice
Be the Svengoolie of joy
Andromodo has spoken
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