Tuesday, February 5, 2013

"Redneck Pogo Stick Champion"



That spade is similar to the one I own. The spade in the video has a composite handle, but mine is all steel. Thus, I'll probably be electrocuted if I hit any underground power lines.

BL, you claim the pogo stick championship, but what about the pogo spade?

13 comments:

  1. Just more proof they walk among us

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  2. Wow.....I own a yellow reflective jacket.. As soon as it is warm I'm making my own video. I don't really want to use a spade tho! Yes, SER, and ORBS,
    They bounce amongst us.

    Maybe I can learn to play the trombone or harmonica. Or crack a whip while I'm pogoing...not so boring then! Hmmmmmm.

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  3. How do you find this shit.
    He might be the CYGNUT.
    POGO SPADE, now let's see him do that on dirt.

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  4. Mr. LS:

    You call a spade a spade too fast. Actually there are no spades in these solar coordinates
    in which you have spoken. Where
    we come from there is too much
    heat from the radioactive decay
    to maintain intact spades and deterioration ultimately occurs from thermal gradients.

    I would not express your opinion
    as the tachyon that you appear to
    have chosen in your given course.

    Xenu may become angered when you disturb the Universe. Sending a fair warning.

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  5. Xenu... Menu,... the universe is already disturbed. I will chew you up and feed you to the birds.
    Threatening fellow irregulars is futile CYGNUT, I veel deeeestoy you wherever you hide.
    This is
    good vs. evil,
    sweet vs. sour
    bra vs. braless, highbeams vs. lowbeams
    you get the idea, now be gone CYGNUT or prepare for the ultimate challenge.

    Andromodo has spoken.

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  6. Mr Andromodo77:

    I do not claim to be Cygnus.

    I am unable to be found in the capacity that you own. You must possess stronger powers, as they are needed to overcome. Therefore I am not intimidated by your accusations.

    You cannot see me, hear me, but only know of my arrival by a force
    you may not own. only by a sense.

    I challenge you, Andromedo. Go to Constellation Bootes
    Right Ascension: 15 hours
    Declination: 30 degrees
    Visible between latitudes 90 and -50 degrees
    Be prepared for the wrath of Xenu.


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  7. Quit calling me names, you know I am displeased by the name Andromedo, that queer nearly cost us a pulsar in the seat. Xenu on the Menu in the Booties stars ..... bring it on!

    Andromodo has spoken

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  9. Oh my.... some war must be starting!

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  10. Do not rejoice, all you of Andromeda, because the rod that struck you is broken; for out of the serpent’s roots will come a viper, and its offspring will be a fiery flying serpent.

    Small “rods” (also called “skyfish”) seem to be insect-like worms that will fly quickly in front of you on your journey. This is one thing of many you shall encounter!!!

    WHAT IS THIS?????
    good vs. evil,
    sweet vs. sour
    bra vs. braless, highbeams vs. lowbeams

    OF WHAT ARE YOU SPEAKING?
    You are a SPACE DISGRACE!!!!!
    damn you!!!!

    You will later fear finding yourself "in the spiral black vortices of that ultimate space void of Chaos wherein reigns the mindless daemon-sultan Azathoth.

    This I warn you....

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  11. By some chance is there a full moon out?

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  12. Drew, it might have something to do with the Chinese new year and the year of the snake.

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