Sunday, February 24, 2013

Useless Information



Did you Know:

A jar of Vaseline is sold every 39 seconds.

14 comments:

BL Basketcase said...

What kind of person would make a study of this anyways? WTF.

kkdither said...

Did you know.... that using Vaseline in private places is not a good thing? Because it is petroleum based, it does not break down, and can be damaging to sensitive skin. A water based lubricant, like KY is what is recommended. Just saying, not that I have any personal experience....

BL Basketcase said...

Oh no...kk..none of us would EVER think that!

Butt...hahah...I said butt
it also breaks down latex products..and plastics...why ruin a perfectly good BOB before it's time? NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW OR CARE...JUST SAYIN'

kkdither said...

What are you talking about, BLB? I was talking about squeaky bathroom door hinges! ;>

BL Basketcase said...

KK... then why is there sensative skin on your door hinges...just askin' ?????

AHHHH NO... I do not REALLY want to know.

Toad said...

I can't remember why, but Diana Nyad, who has tried to swim to Cuba several times, covers her body with Vaseline to protect her from something, I don't remember? She must have to use "Dawn" to get It off?

kkdither said...

Toad, could it be jellyfish stings?

OrbsCorbs said...

Toad, maybe it cuts back on friction, making her slipperier in the water? Or maybe for insulation from the cold?

With all the cornholing going on around here, I'm not surprised that so much Vaseline is sold.

SER said...

I think the German name for Vaseline is “veinnerslider”

OKIE said...

I think it was jelly fish stings.

SER said...

There are people who actually taste test Vaseline. I suppose when they take a poop, it come zipping out like a torpedo…

Toad said...

Orb's, You did It again.

Toad said...

SER, Your hanging right In there with that one.

Toad said...

GOILS, I thinks It was Jellyfish?