Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my party animals!  How are you?  Huzzuh, huzzuh!  It’s the first day of spring.  However, you wouldn’t know that by going outside.  All we get is cold and snow.  March madness is the frigid weather.  Crazy temperatures and precipitation.  I hope that April brings us showers and not blizzards. 

Oh my dear, dear friends.  As you know, I missed the last get together.  I’m so sorry.  I ended up at the original place that we selected for the party.  I was out of town on Thursday and Friday, so I didn’t see the updates.  Junior opened my email (he’s going to get it), so the location update message was already marked as read.  I never saw it.  Oh my.  I did have a nice time, though, drinking green beer and lime vodka and anything else that was liquid and green.  The St. Patrick’s Day celebration was going on inside and outside.  Eventually, I got rip roaring drunk, and Señor Zanza had to come and take me home.  I had a lot of fun, but I missed my dear Irregulars.  Next time for sure.

Mr. OrbsCorbs gave me my “presents” from the gathering: a VHS exercise tape entitled “Fat Buster Plus” and a can of diet Pepsi.  Oh my.  I could go ballistic over this, but I won’t.  I’m too much of a woman for that.  I have only one thing to say: beware.  When you least expect it, I’ll be there.  Thus spake Madame Zoltar®!

The Catholic Church has a new pope, and from the early returns, it appears that he is a winner.  One thing, Your Eminence Sir Mr. Pope Francis, be careful about unexpectedly running out and joining the teeming throngs.  The faithful you meet love it, but we live in a world of nut jobs.  I’m afraid that someone is going to take a shot at you, sooner or later.  Be careful, Sir.  And please don’t eschew the Popemobile.  It’s for your protection.

Finally, a number of my clients are also members of the Somerset Club that Mr. OrbsCorbs blogged about below.  They are perfect gentlemen.  And they’re rich, too.  Woo hoo!

Thank you to each and every one of you for reading my post today.  I so enjoy crafting a blog for you.  Wednesdays are for my Irregulars.

Have a question?  An answer? Contact: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com.

The wintry weather means the ice capades on streets and sidewalks continues.  Be very careful.  On warmer days, some snow melts, but then freezes to ice at night.  Keep praying for spring.  Mouchard!