Confucius Say:
It's OK to let a fool kiss you;
but don't let a kiss fool you.
Confucius Say: A
kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
Confucius Say: It
is better to lose a lover than love a
loser.
Confucius Say: Man
with a broken condom is called a Daddy.
Confucius Say: Man
who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax doesn’t know if he's coming or going.
Confucius Say: A
drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Confucius Say:
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you
lose interest.
Confucius Say:
Viagra is like Disneyland ... a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Confucius Say: It
is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do
not want.
Confucius Say: A
joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.
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Confucius also say:
He who screw girl in strawberry patch, gets ass in jam.
Confucius say never tell a secret to a pig, as it may squeal....hahaha
as it may squeal Now that's one I never heard before....LMAO
"He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know."
--Lao Tzu
"See everything, hear everything, say nothing."
--Anonymous
Confucius say: woman who cook carrots and pea in same pot, very unsanitary.
Confucius say: woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get tidbit.
Thanks Redd Foxx! These are adult based jokes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbFHGOAtgBo
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