An elderly lady
was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman
approached her and said,
"Pardon me, madam..
"Pardon me, madam..
I do not intend
to be forward but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?"
is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I
know," said the lady.
"I need both
my hands
to hold onto this hat."
to hold onto this hat."
"But madam,
you must know that you are not wearing any panties
and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked
down, then back up at the man
and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.
and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.
I just bought
this hat yesterday!"
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8 comments:
It's a great joke.. lots of truth to it too! ;>
My Dr, actually a Nurse that Is a step ahead of a Nurse Practitioner Is a female. Modesty pretty much leaves your mind after nearly 64 years. It's a matter of WHO cares? She has ALL of the MD'S beat as for her skills, and sense of responsibility toward her patients.
Because of my gut, I haven't seen much of "down there" for quite awhile.
Orbs, that’s known as the “Dickey-do-syndrome”, your belly sticks out farther then you dickey do….!!!
Talking about “down there”, I was at a little beach on a river up north. Some young lady and her kiddies came there and brought Grandma.
Most women shave themselves up…not “Grandma, she had enough hair sticking out of her swimsuit to weave an Indian Blanket. But then again, she had to be in her late 70’s early 80’s so who cares???
Grandma was probably from the school of thought that only "professionals" took care of business down there... lol
Naw, Granny was " French ".
I really could not imagine my grandmother or mother thinking about gettin a brazilian wax job or going to a professional for that. I would bet they might not know about these services.
Hopefully people take care of too much hair down there!
SER...were you at that beach lately?...as I will bet it really was an Indian blanket.
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