Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Open Blog - Wednesday


Betty's back.
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OrbsCorbs said...

Happy Wednesday to Betty and everyone reading this.

April 24, 2013 at 1:05 AM
SER said...

Morning World...nice cool day out there today.

Did everyone enjoy summer? We had a couple hours of nice weather on Monday.

April 24, 2013 at 5:42 AM
BL Basketcase said...

Dedicated to ORBS, SER, and the other TOONS....possibly Madame Z.

Stolen from the net by BLB
written by Gershon Hepner, whoever the f....he is....

BETTY BOOP
When I cannot fall asleep,
Tho very drowsily I would droop,
I don’t resort to counting sheep,
but fantasize that Betty Boop
is lying with me in my bed,
and I’m the man who rescued her
from Ringmaster, whom she would dread
because he acted as masseur
of legs and other private parts,
including her boop-Oop-A-Doop.

To me she’d show her bedroom smarts
in gratitude, and we would group
upon the sheets athletically,
and satisfy each other’s need
until I drooped pathetically,
or Betty was so full of seed
that there was nothing more for me
to do but fall asleep, which I
would do, and maybe dream that she
would wake my corpus delicti.
THE END

Blogger critique by BLB
This is what has become of men
in these modern day scenarios. It is indeed a threat to human woman in our society. Bedroom terrorism
(Toonerism) is now in effect. Women in pure naivety think of
themselves as the worshipped one.
But ladies...let me tell you....
this is no longer the fact, as men
have gone to a new level in bed with Toonerism. They are not thinking of you are a dedicated wife, GF, or FWB (friend with benefits) or whatever you are.
Men are tired of the BS that goes along with a relationship....these
unhuman cybersluts don't cost them
anything they think...WRONG. They do not realize that their own sanity will be destroyed and when the human woman finds out there will be "scorched earth", but in another level also. This is happening out there... I will write more on this another day.

April 24, 2013 at 8:21 AM
kkdither said...

Okey dokie, then. Good morning Ms. Boop. Somehow, I find Betty to be easier on the system than the "hunks" we had last week.

Dealing with a real human takes effort, dealing with a fantasy toon takes nothing. I think it lends more to laziness. Maybe because women are doing more, men feel there is less to do? They've given up?

April 24, 2013 at 8:44 AM
BL Basketcase said...

The hunks that were picked out were obviously picked out by the other hunks on JTI.... 8>

April 24, 2013 at 8:54 AM
OKIE said...

Coming in late as I had a dentist appointment at 8:00. Who the hell made that appointment; oh I did. As I was getting my impression made for a crown I got a call saying my luggage was here and they were getting ready to deliver. Oh oh. But things worked out and shortly I will have all my stuff.
Thank goodness for that.
We had the coldest April 23rd on record and freezing temps last night. Hopefully this is it.

April 24, 2013 at 10:31 AM
legal stranger said...

"Scorched Earth"

"Toonerism"

"Bedtime Games"

"Gatherings"

"Pressure Pots"

Next the FBI will be arresting theJTIrr's for the
"OKLAHOMA CONNECTION"

BTW - Welcome back Betty- you ROCK!

April 24, 2013 at 12:34 PM
kkdither said...

I have 3 pressure copiers in my kitchen. I believe they are all Presto. Does this mean I'm on their watch list? Oh my!

April 24, 2013 at 1:24 PM
kkdither said...

Not copiers... cookers. Why does auto correct think it knows me?

April 24, 2013 at 1:26 PM
OrbsCorbs said...

kk is a terrorist cell.

April 24, 2013 at 5:30 PM
Anonymous said...

Yeah , terrorizing us irregulars with bedtime games.

April 24, 2013 at 8:56 PM
Anonymous said...

Pressure copiers sounds like it can make a much bigger impact. Like the pressed ham you can make when sitting on the copier....

April 24, 2013 at 9:36 PM
kkdither said...

The only terrorism weapon I have is this microbial ticking bomb I've been carrying around for the past 3 weeks. So glad I didn't share it at the last get-together.

April 24, 2013 at 10:13 PM
legal stranger said...

KK, you brand name shopper you...

PRESTO PRESTO PRESTO..... PRESSURE COOKERS TO ...............

PRESTO CHANGO BANGO !

KK, I suggest you turn in those pressure cookers before you are raided by the feds.

Have you registered them yet?

As elements of mass destruction, could THEY ALSO BE REFERRING to your cooking? lmao

April 24, 2013 at 10:18 PM
legal stranger said...

BTW... get well soon!

April 24, 2013 at 10:47 PM
OrbsCorbs said...

They'll get my pressure cooker when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

April 24, 2013 at 11:46 PM
BL Basketcase said...

How much pressure can u cook with at one time to own 3 of them? I think there will also be a limit to how many one woman can own in her home! Cooking IS just too much pressure . I'd suggest she turn herself in.

April 25, 2013 at 3:32 PM

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