The man asked the doctor what the problem was.
"Well," said the doc, "you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke " "No," replied the man.
"Do you drink in excess?" "No," replied the man.
"Do you have a sex life?" "As a matter of fact, I do!"
"Well," said the doc, "I'm afraid with this heart murmur, you'll have to give up half your sex life."
Looking perplexed, the old man asked, "Which half...the LOOKING or the THINKING???"
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Love it! It gets more true!
I was standing in the bank on Friday when this elderly woman approached me and asked, "Excuse me, Miss, can you help me check my balance?" I said, "Sure," and gave her a little shove. She went right over. I said, "Sorry, Madam, your balance seems to be very off."
Three funny people. That's what friends are for.
80 years old and getting more sex than me.
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