Saturday, May 18, 2013

80 YEAR OLD MAN

An eighty year old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, "Uh oh!"

The man asked the doctor what the problem was.

"Well," said the doc, "you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke " "No," replied the man.

"Do you drink in excess?" "No," replied the man.

"Do you have a sex life?" "As a matter of fact, I do!"

"Well," said the doc, "I'm afraid with this heart murmur, you'll have to give up half your sex life."

Looking perplexed, the old man asked, "Which half...the LOOKING or the THINKING???"
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4 comments:

  1. BL BasketcaseMay 19, 2013 at 6:40 AM

    Love it! It gets more true!

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  2. kkditherMay 19, 2013 at 7:54 AM

    I was standing in the bank on Friday when this elderly woman approached me and asked, "Excuse me, Miss, can you help me check my balance?" I said, "Sure," and gave her a little shove. She went right over. I said, "Sorry, Madam, your balance seems to be very off."

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  3. ToadMay 19, 2013 at 9:03 AM

    Three funny people. That's what friends are for.

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  4. OrbsCorbsMay 19, 2013 at 6:28 PM

    80 years old and getting more sex than me.

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