A doctor
in Duluth, Minnesota wanted to get off work and go
hunting, so he approached his assistant.
"Ole, I
am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the
clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care
of all my patients."
"Yes, sir!" answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following
day and asks: "So, Ole, How was your day?"
Ole told him that he took care of three
patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo, mate, and the second one?" Asks the
doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX,
sir," says Ole.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third
one?" asks the Doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman
enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, Taking off
everything including Her panties and lies down on the
table and shouts: ‘HELP ME - I
haven't Seen a man in over two years!!’"
"Tunderin' Lard Jeezus, Ole, What did you
do?" asks the doctor.
"I
put eyedrops in her eyes!!"
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Good ol' Ole.
where's Monday blog?
http://www.jtirregulars.com/2013/07/open-blog-monday.html
I was a little late tonight. Sorry.
3:16 a.m. Sheriff? Only mischief and mayhem happen at that hour.
I liked It SER. OLE lives up here.
Mischief and mayhem: might that be the reason I find it so hard to go to bed at a reasonable hour? ;>
The Sheriff is ever-vigilant in the fight against spam. Spam never sleeps. Neither does the Sheriff.
Mischief and mayhem is good for the sole; just as long as you don't get caught.
Poor sheriff, hope you get a nap! :)
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