Pauly is filling up his
black pickup truck at the local gas station. He isn't very careful and he gets
gasoline all over his jacket's left sleeve. He ignores it and leaves the
station after paying for the gas.
As Pauly's driving down the highway, the heat
of the sun on his truck's black paint is enough to ignite his jacket sleeve.
He
drives faster, waving his arm out the window in an attempt to extinguish the
flames, but the sleeve just burns.
As Pauly speeds down the highway, a state
trooper sees the situation and pulls him over. He jerks Pauley out of the truck
and rolls him on the ground until the fire is extinguished.
As Pauly dusts
himself and thanks his rescuer, he sees the officer is writing him a summons!
Confused, he asks, "You're writing me a ticket!? What for?"
The
officer replies, "Isn't it obvious? Possession of an illegal fire
arm."
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4 comments:
baaaaaaaaaaaaaad
That's right. You need to get a permit if you're going to set yourself on fire.
That is a real groaner.....
BLB, you sure it isn't a knee slapper?
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