A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!
The husband replied... "I am on the john. Please advise."
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3 comments:
Funny.
I thought it was funny too.
He could send her toilet paper.
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