Friday, July 26, 2013

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What's the first, fellatio?
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OrbsCorbs said...

My favorite F word is fart.

July 26, 2013 at 2:50 AM
lizardmom said...

fantastic!
had my alarm set to go off at 7, woke up at 4... tried going back to sleep but never happened, finally caved. I'm up and caffeinating. Much to do today, let the drama begin, I'm ready to deflect and handle, sure helps I somewhat do this for a living, hey? :)

July 26, 2013 at 5:11 AM
DodgeBoy said...

Favorite F word is FREEDOM.

To much to do today, don't know what do to first. I find if I take a few minutes to make a list I get things done a lot faster and nothing gets forgotten.

July 26, 2013 at 7:19 AM
kkdither said...

Why sheriff, I do declare I feel a bout of the vapors coming on!

My favorite F word, at the moment, is felicity.

July 26, 2013 at 7:21 AM
OKIE said...

For today, my favorite f word is Friday. A rainy one at that.

Have a great day everyone.

July 26, 2013 at 8:12 AM
Toad said...

To which I say "OH MY"

Had I not seen the Sheriff's favorite, I would probably say F*** I have a habit of using It quite often.

July 26, 2013 at 9:11 AM
OKIE said...

I have a question. Why do people feel the need to take pictures of their "junk" and "boobs" and send them to people?
I just don't get it.

July 26, 2013 at 1:53 PM
kkdither said...

Mary, check your inbox... just kidding.

Wow, auto correct: inbox went to innocent, and kidding first went to kissing, then to nodding. Bizzaro world.

July 26, 2013 at 3:06 PM
OrbsCorbs said...

Mary, that Weiner guy is a pathetic joke. It speaks to how low our standards have fallen that he is running for mayor of New York. It seems that honest people are not interested in running for office. So we get dreck like Weiner and lying John.

Two techs from Time Warner Cable were here today for three hours. One is coming back tomorrow. They originally decided that the problem is in my computer. I was expecting that. When all else fails, blame the customer.

After further review, they decided that the problem is the modem. They said they didn't have the right type with them, so one of the guys is dropping one off tomorrow. I'm keeping my fingers crossed. I hope this does it.

July 26, 2013 at 3:12 PM
OKIE said...

Orbs - you are so right. We can't get good people to run because no one wants to put up with the shit of having every second of their life being probed. And with all these outside groups, with all of their money, you know it's going to happen.

What also tees me off with Weiner is now one of his "tweetees" is complaining she is a victim. Bullshit. At 23, if you don't realize that everyone in the world is going to see what you have put out there, then you are either stupid, or looking for your 15 minutes of fame. Personally I think its the latter.

Good luck on the modem Orbs. I'd offer assistance but in truth I wouldn't know what the hell I was talking about.

July 26, 2013 at 3:26 PM
Toad said...

Holy Mackeral, Mary Is on a roll. Somebody really pissed In her Wheaties today. I love to see a bit of fire now and than, OR Is It then?

July 26, 2013 at 4:49 PM
OKIE said...

I just get fired up when people claim to be victims when they were active participants.

July 26, 2013 at 6:17 PM
lizardmom said...

disclaimer - need to rant and/or scream...
I mentioned how tomorrow my sister is getting married. My role is to keep everyone from stressing her out, and to make sure she is happy, no matter what.
I already knew going in that one of the girls in the wedding party is a drama queen and has to make everything about her, thus why my sisters' phone will be turned off the instant she arrives at my house in the morning. Now for another self centered jerk, my 'father'...my sister has a slight relationship with him and invited him, thinking he would never come, as his health is terrible (at his own hand due to his own choices), and he lives in Texas. He is going to be there. Fine, it's her day, she's fully entitled to have anyone and everyone she wants there. I am not a factor in anything but making sure she's happy. He's now calling my mom as well as my sister, stressing my sister, saying he's worried about tomorrow, that he'll upset me by being there. Seriously??? Now it's all about him. Wow... The only thing upsetting me about him is the fact he's stressing my sister and for that, I want to kick him in the face.....I feel absolutely nothing for him, towards him, I feel less than I would for a complete stranger. But when you start stressing the bride, now you've lit my fuse... I am about ready to rumble grrrrrrrrr
sorry all, had to get that out of my system or I will never sleep tonite :(

July 26, 2013 at 8:14 PM
OrbsCorbs said...

Family can be the worst and the best. Everyone knows how to push each others buttons. Sorry that your father is messing things up.

If you want, me and a few other Irregulars could kidnap your father and hold him until the wedding is over.

July 26, 2013 at 9:16 PM
Unknown said...

F for Friday = FASTWAY!

Say What You Will!

Rock ON!

July 26, 2013 at 9:29 PM
Unknown said...

Perhaps the ULTIMATE!

RUSH!

Working Man

Ya'know - back in the day - I used to wander down from College Ave to Ron's Bar - where Linda worked.

She was shot in the head and lived - if I remember right - two other didn't live.

That was why I always carried a KP-89 Ruger with tritium night sights, two 15 round clips, Hogue hand grips and hollowpoints.

Did time for it also -

F&#$ Racine.

July 26, 2013 at 9:36 PM
BL Basketcase said...

Floccinaucinihilipilification (the act of describing something as worthless, or making something to be worthless by deprecation).

July 26, 2013 at 9:44 PM
Unknown said...

RACINE - Marshall Jones was "evil incarnate" when he walked into Ron's Tavern to rob it last July and murdered two people in cold blood just to get rid of witnesses, a judge said Tuesday. For that, Marshall Jones must spend the rest of his life in prison.

People in the crowded courtroom cheered and applauded each of the two times that Judge Richard Kreul sentenced Jones to life in prison without parole, for two counts of first-degree murder. Jones dropped his head to the table and wept.

The sentences will run

consecutively.

It has been almost a year since Jones, 22, walked into Ron's Tavern, 509 Sixth St., with a stolen gun on July 28, 2003; since he ordered patrons Angelo Wiggins and Donald Silvers Jr., and bartender Linda Petz, to give him all their money; since he shot Wiggins and Silvers in the backs of their heads as they lay face-down on the floor, and shot Petz in the neck as she turned around.

F*%# Racine.

July 26, 2013 at 9:44 PM
Unknown said...

Linda was my Bartender and my friend.

She was permanently brain-damaged.

July 26, 2013 at 9:46 PM
Unknown said...

Kim Mitchell

Go For A Soda

July 26, 2013 at 9:54 PM
legal stranger said...

Life in Racine has it's perils.

Give credit to the few people like Beth David working hard to make this community a better place to live.

I have been to her Jacato facility now for a 3rd. time.

Reach out Irregulars and followers.

July 26, 2013 at 9:57 PM
Unknown said...

April Wine

WINE! not Whine! SO - STFU and ROCK ON!

Wine, Whiskey or BEER is A-ok with me!@

I Like to Rock!

Remember when High Street was filled with bars and people?

July 26, 2013 at 9:58 PM
Unknown said...

F = Fridays

F = F&%#*&^

LOL! The Raspberries!

GO ALL THE WAY!

I couldn't say what I wanted to say Till she whispered, I love you
So, please, go all the way
It feels so right
Being with you here tonight
Please, go all the way
Just hold me close
Don't ever let me go

July 26, 2013 at 10:05 PM
Unknown said...

Unfortunately, IF you are old enuff -

After Eric Carmen lead the Raspberries -

YUCK! (Mr Yuck Green Poison Face)

All By MySelf

July 26, 2013 at 10:08 PM
Tender Heart Bear said...

LM- I am with Daddy Orbs about your father. Us Irregulars always stick together.

Mary- Dang this one must have really made you mad but I do agree with you about that. It is just the 15 minutes in the light that is all that they want. They really don't care who's lives that they screw up and break up the families.

July 26, 2013 at 10:10 PM
Unknown said...

Remember Shakees Pizza Parlor on Lathrop Ave?

The Drive In behind Turnstyle? Washington and Lathrop?

Grand Funk Railroad

The Locomotion

July 26, 2013 at 10:27 PM
Unknown said...

Badlands.

Dreams in the Dark

GOOOOOOdnight Irregulars.

July 26, 2013 at 10:49 PM
OKIE said...

Stay strong LM, stay strong. I'm sorry about what happened to your friend John Smith. Sadly, this happens too much.

July 26, 2013 at 10:55 PM
OrbsCorbs said...

I remember that shooting. Sorry about your friend.

Our world is on the fritz.

July 27, 2013 at 1:43 AM
lizardmom said...

thanks guys! I woke up in a better place. When you're the one keeping the peace and keeping everybody happy, sometimes the pressure builds up too much. hubby is working today and can't make it, he would have been a fantastic sanity point. funny thing, he's never even met my father, guess that will stay in tact, no loss :)
miss froggy will be there, she's a good bit of sanity as well as her boyfriend. I should be fine. In case of crisis, I have my phone and some of your numbers, so I know I have a life line! love you guys!

July 27, 2013 at 6:13 AM
Toad said...

John Smith, I have the keen ability to remember these horrible events. They remain In my mind seemingly forever. Tina, the young girl found by 14 St. dead, Derby, the young girl found In the car trunk on Layard Ave. Helen, the lady found cut to pieces all over the Washington Ave. area. The two police Officers shot, one dead In the park south of Humble Park. The two Firemen that died In an arson fire at the Old Cozy Lounge, and on and on. They never leave my mind, and I often wonder when In hell the Police are going to solve the cases that went unsolved? The offender that shot the two Police Officers was caught, but the others are still unsolved. Shame, Shame, with today's technology NONE of them should be unsolved. Be happy they put the man away forever that killed, and injured your friends. It's not alway's true.

I would add a song lyric, but too many exist for such horror.

July 28, 2013 at 11:13 AM
SER said...

My favorite "F" word is shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit

That's all I have to say about that...

July 29, 2013 at 7:42 PM

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