Hello, my precious ducks! How are you? We’re still lingering in cool summer
mode. Maybe that’s it. Maybe it’s as warm as it’s going to get this
summer. I can live with this. I hope that the lower temperatures are not
indicative of a colder winter. Arctic
blasts can be deadly. A nice, “normal”
climate is all that I ask for. Is that
so difficult? Apparently, yes.
I never made it to the County Fair and I doubt that I’ll
make it to the State Fair. (Is that
still going on?) It seems like each day
fills with tasks that I can’t complete.
I am behind before I even begin.
It can be discouraging.
I read in the Journal Times that the petitions for the
recall of Mr. Alderman Kaplan were short by four signatures. Was there ever any doubt? You don’t have to be a fortune teller to know
which way the wind blows in Racine. Now, Mr. Alderman will consider those who
signed the petitions to be his enemies.
More division, more strife, more adversarial politics. That’s been the hallmark of the
Becker-Dickert years.
I also read in the paper that Dino’s Restaurant may rise
again. That would be nice. I’ve put my blessing on Dino’s. Let’s hope that does the trick. Dino’s has hosted numerous fundraisers for
various causes. It’s time that someone
helps them out.
Have you purchased your Powerball ticket yet? I don’t play, of course, because of my
psychic powers. It wouldn’t be right to
use my gifts for monetary gain. Good
luck to all you players. May the money
be with you.
Junior has a solution for our low lake levels. He says to take all of our water hoses and
connect them down to the lake. Then
everybody turns on their water and fills the lake back up. Thank you, dear, for your contribution. Please stay in school and study real hard. Maybe you can be an alderman someday.
Finally, my friends, on a very serious note, I must ask,
“How are people supposed to see the Packer preseason game this Friday?” Two monstrous corporations dicker over
peanuts, so the faithful fans are deprived of a Packer game. Greed kills.
Thank you, everyone, for stopping by to log my blog. I enjoy visits and love visitors. I appreciate your time and input. Please come again.
Special hats for the downtown clique? madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com
Please continue to enjoy the days and nights. Have fun.
Keep your eyes open for kids or bicyclists that dart out in front of
you. Keep your heart open for love. Panjandrum!
Good morning, Madame. Thank you for the weekly update and recap. You are much easier on the soul to read than the news.
ReplyDeleteI was watching Jimmy Fallon last night on channel 5 from Chicago. It is the only way to see any NBC programming. At midnight, the screen went black. I'm really hoping that the Time Warner snafu hasn't compromised this channel, too. Enough is enough! We pay far too much for this nonsense. I really think Time Warner is committing broadcast suicide.
Just checked. Channel 5 is still on. Must have been a fluke. I'd miss my NBC nightly news.
ReplyDeleteHello MME. Zoltar!
ReplyDeleteJunior has a solution for our low lake levels. He says to take all of our water hoses and connect them down to the lake. Then everybody turns on their water and fills the lake back up.
My Solution is as follows: I just figured I'd drink a bunch of IMPORTED Beer with 100,000 of my Beer fiend friends and then, well, you know, pee in the a Lake to fill it up. With my other 99,999 friends!
Might have to repeat the procedure 2 or 3 times - But I'm up for making the sacrifice. In fact - I'd do it as many times as it takes to restore the former Lake level! I'm that dedicated!
Donovan
Mellow Yellow!
OOOH! The DIRTIEST Song ever written......
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy.
I got love in my tummy,
And I feel like a-lovin you:
The dirty part is....
How you got the Luv in yur Tummy! LULZ!
Peeing in the lake to refill it is a good idea. The boaters are doing their part: they dump raw sewage into the lake regularly. Then they blame Milwaukee for high fecal counts. Animals take better care of their environment than those selfish pricks.
ReplyDeletePeeing in the lake to refill it is a good idea.
ReplyDeleteTRUE Orbs!
The Nutritional Benefits of Drinking Your Own Urine
I would NEVER advocate defecating into the water. THAT is the problem. It is sad to report, but on my daily ride through the area I smelled RAW sewage (poop) at two points through my ride!
BTW - has anyone EVER seen a Boater swimming in the Root - the Harbor - or North Beach- close by.... OF COURSE NOT! They don't want to bathe in FECES!
My Powerball #'s..
ReplyDelete06 19 26 34 39 and 01 Power!
Thanks Madame. I am a true fan or your updates and your blog! You are an inspiration to all.
ReplyDeleteWaaa! I didn't win the Powerball.
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