Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my sweltering sweethearts!  How are you?  You better be air conditioned or living in the Arctic.  Please, my dears, don’t take chances in this kind of heat.  Community centers and public buildings are available for relief.  This kind of weather can kill.  If you know of elderly or ill people who don’t have access to air conditioning, please check on them.  Heat exhaustion and heat stroke are real.  Play it safe, educate yourself: http://www.redcross.org/prepare/disaster/heat-wave

Our sultry and stupendous Green Bay Packers lost another preseason game this Friday past, to the Seattle Seahawks.  Oh my.  Is Aaron Rodgers getting enough play time?  How many more injuries will thin their ranks?  What will happen in their last preseason game, tomorrow night?  They play the Kansas City Chiefs in Arrowhead Stadium at 7 p.m.  (How do they get away with that “chiefs” and “arrowhead” stuff?)  Unfortunately, WTMJ 4 is covering the game, which means you’ll have to watch it on Telemundo or over an antenna.  I believe that this blackout has brought a lot of ill will to Time Warner Cable.  I know people who are switching to AT&T or satellite.  How much profit is enough profit for Time Warner Cable?  As much as greed demands?

Welcome, all participants and spectators in the Hot Bike Power Tour that rolls into Racine today!  Live it up and stay “cooler by lake” in Pershing Park.  I trust that Racine has adequate facilities for dealing with this friendly onslaught.  Whoop it up, ladies and gentlemen, the city is yours.  You’ll probably be greeted by Mr. Mayor Dickert on his bicycle soon. 

Mr. Mayor was in Kenosha on Sunday to show his support for a casino there.  Why can’t we have one here?  We could turn the Porter’s property into a casino and flatten most of the rest of downtown for parking.  Kewpee’s, of course, would be allowed to stay.  Now that’s real estate wheeling and dealing.  For a consultant’s fee, I would guide the city through the process.  Of course, Mr. Mayor’s friends will want a share of the pie.  This one would be big enough for them and much more.  “Las Vegas on the Lake.”  “Racine Casino Royale.”  Just think of all of the blue-haired ladies addicted to the slots.  It’s what our city needs.

Miss Wisconsin, Racine’s Paula Kuiper, will soon be heading to the Miss America Pageant in Atlantic City.  Best wishes, my dear.  This past Monday was officially declared Miss Paula Kuiper Day in Mount Pleasant and Racine County.  May she represent us well in the competition.

Thank you, hot stuff, for visiting my blog on a day like today.  I appreciate your loyalty to me and my blog.  Thank you, thank you.  I love the JT Irregulars.

How hot is it?  Find out: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com

Stay hydrated and in the shade, my lovely friends.  Avoid the heat and sunlight as much as possible.  Once global warming really kicks in, this kind of weather will be considered balmy.  Watch out for bikes.  Fumacious!