Napoleon XIV - "They're coming to take me away"

I was sleeping this afternoon when a knock on my apartment door awoke me.  I opened it and a man stood there who said he was from the Racine County Human Service Department.  He said they had received a report that I am very depressed, possibly to the point of injuring myself, and he was checking up.  He gave me a pamphlet entitled "Racine County Behavioral Heath Crisis Services."

I was very taken aback by this.  I don't talk about my mental health to anyone except my psychiatrist and the general public here.  I reassured him that I wasn't going to hurt myself and I gave him my psychiatrist's name.  Unfortunately, I didn't get his name or a business card or anything.  I was only half awake.  I should've at least asked for ID.

At first, I thought my neighbor in the apartment next door did this as a gag.  He swears he didn't.  So, who reported me and why?

I'm posting this in case some law enforcement officers appear one day and drag me off to the mental ward under Chapter 51.  I'm emailing some of you my psychiatrist's name and number.  If I'm committed under "emergency detention," please contact her and let her know.  Also, make sure that I'm getting the best drugs that they have.  Suggest that whatever normal dosage is, I should receive more.