Monday, August 26, 2013

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I feel more like a dud.
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13 comments:

kkdither said...

I get to be the first dudette! Let's hear it for the insomniacs. Hip, hip, hoorayzzzzzz.

August 26, 2013 at 2:26 AM
BL Basketcase said...

Count me in with the other dudettes.......really do like dudes, tho.

August 26, 2013 at 5:43 AM
Beejay said...

Third. Have a productive day.

August 26, 2013 at 7:30 AM
DodgeBoy said...

Dude, where's my car?

August 26, 2013 at 8:05 AM
OKIE said...

5th?? I'll take 5th. Have a good Monday everyone.

August 26, 2013 at 8:07 AM
OKIE said...

File Under: Things that amuse Mary.

Local News report Sunday night stating how gas prices are dropping and that is a good thing.
Reality: It was $3.26 a gallon Friday, $3.40 Saturday.
I'm sorry, but that is not "dropping gas prices" in my world.

August 26, 2013 at 9:23 AM
OrbsCorbs said...

Mary, it's the new math.

Off to see the doctor.

August 26, 2013 at 10:40 AM
kkdither said...

Gee, our yearly combined doctor bills would probably turn all the street lights in town back on. Think of the tax discounts our governor could offer to wealthy businessman who want to take advantage of our depressed job market and hire minimum wage workers!

Hint: do you know that not only do you have tear ducts in your eyes, you have about 125 mini oil ducts in each eye? If they become obstructed and stop functioning... believe me, it isn't pretty.

August 26, 2013 at 10:49 AM
OrbsCorbs said...

The doctors always want my blood and pee. Today they wanted poop, too. I'm going to start charging them by the ounce.

Maybe if we all sell our pee and poop, we can build a JTI clubhouse.

August 26, 2013 at 12:47 PM
OKIE said...

Gee Orbs, that must be a fun little package to carry around.

Good luck with your visit.

August 26, 2013 at 2:43 PM
BL Basketcase said...

Save it, Orbs... Put it on Lyin' John's doorstep , light on fire , ring bell and run.

August 26, 2013 at 4:17 PM
OrbsCorbs said...

Nasty, BLB. He probably has surveillance, though.

Mary, I've done this a number of times. I'm thinking of becoming a professional pooper scooper.

Btw, my doctor's office didn't contact Human Services, so I don't know who reported me.

August 26, 2013 at 6:35 PM
SER said...

Holy cow Orbs. blood, pee and poo, just give him a pair of your underwear.

the last medical bill I created, I'm guessing it's going to be around 1/4 million.....holy shit.

August 26, 2013 at 10:40 PM

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