Local News report Sunday night stating how gas prices are dropping and that is a good thing. Reality: It was $3.26 a gallon Friday, $3.40 Saturday. I'm sorry, but that is not "dropping gas prices" in my world.
Gee, our yearly combined doctor bills would probably turn all the street lights in town back on. Think of the tax discounts our governor could offer to wealthy businessman who want to take advantage of our depressed job market and hire minimum wage workers!
Hint: do you know that not only do you have tear ducts in your eyes, you have about 125 mini oil ducts in each eye? If they become obstructed and stop functioning... believe me, it isn't pretty.
I get to be the first dudette! Let's hear it for the insomniacs. Hip, hip, hoorayzzzzzz.
ReplyDeleteCount me in with the other dudettes.......really do like dudes, tho.
ReplyDeleteThird. Have a productive day.
ReplyDeleteDude, where's my car?
ReplyDelete5th?? I'll take 5th. Have a good Monday everyone.
ReplyDeleteFile Under: Things that amuse Mary.
ReplyDeleteLocal News report Sunday night stating how gas prices are dropping and that is a good thing.
Reality: It was $3.26 a gallon Friday, $3.40 Saturday.
I'm sorry, but that is not "dropping gas prices" in my world.
Mary, it's the new math.
ReplyDeleteOff to see the doctor.
Gee, our yearly combined doctor bills would probably turn all the street lights in town back on. Think of the tax discounts our governor could offer to wealthy businessman who want to take advantage of our depressed job market and hire minimum wage workers!
ReplyDeleteHint: do you know that not only do you have tear ducts in your eyes, you have about 125 mini oil ducts in each eye? If they become obstructed and stop functioning... believe me, it isn't pretty.
The doctors always want my blood and pee. Today they wanted poop, too. I'm going to start charging them by the ounce.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if we all sell our pee and poop, we can build a JTI clubhouse.
Gee Orbs, that must be a fun little package to carry around.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with your visit.
Save it, Orbs... Put it on Lyin' John's doorstep , light on fire , ring bell and run.
ReplyDeleteNasty, BLB. He probably has surveillance, though.
ReplyDeleteMary, I've done this a number of times. I'm thinking of becoming a professional pooper scooper.
Btw, my doctor's office didn't contact Human Services, so I don't know who reported me.
Holy cow Orbs. blood, pee and poo, just give him a pair of your underwear.
ReplyDeletethe last medical bill I created, I'm guessing it's going to be around 1/4 million.....holy shit.