Hello, my eloquent elves!
How are you? There definitely is
a chill in the air. Autumn
approaches. It’s supposed to be warm for
the next couple of days, but the shortening days and cold nights belie the
truth. When I was younger, I enjoyed
autumn. The beautiful colors of leaves
enchanted me. I relished the fall
holidays. However, those days are no
more. I hate to be a Debby Downer, but
the truth is that autumn now signifies the coming cold of winter to me. Oh my.
I’ve watched others head for Florida
or Arizona for decades. I didn’t understand the attraction. Now I do.
If I moved, I’d miss my Racine
family and friends so much. But my
aching bones would thank me. Oh well,
I’ll just take another sip of Madame Zoltar’s® Magic Tonic™ to keep me warm.
Hip, hip, hurray!
Hip, hip, hurray! Hip, hip,
hurray! Our sublime, superb, and sumptuous Green Bay Packers decidedly defeated
the Washington Redskins last Sunday. The
balance of nature has been restored.
This coming Sunday, our radiant and resplendent Packers meet the
Cincinnati Bengals in Cincinnati. The game starts at noon. May the
Packers slaughter and skin the Bengals.
I’d love to have a tiger skin throw rug.
Speaking of Mr. OrbsCorbs, he sent me an email the other
day. Here’s his message:
Dear Madame Zoltar,
I suddenly realized something tonight that has me
spooked. My mother died on December
20. Exactly three months later, on March
20, my sister died. On June 19, my
doctor told me to go to the Emergency Room or I’d be dead the next day, June 20,
exactly three months after my sister died.
I went to the hospital and I’m still recovering. Now September 20 is fast approaching. That’s exactly three months after my
hospitalization. What the hell should I
expect?
Sincerely and respectfully,
OrbsCorbs
Oh my, Mr. OrbsCorbs, that’s intimidating, but I assure you
that it’s simply coincidence. I foresee
nothing ominous for you on that day. You
don’t need superstition when you have psychic science on your side. Try to ease
your mind and relax a little. Want some
Magic Tonic™?
Finally, some words on the Washington Naval Yard mass
shooting: Oh my God.
Thank you for reading my blog this week. I enjoy visitors of all size, shape and
species. It’s nice to feel loved. Thank you so much.
Where to get Madame Zoltar’s® Magic Tonic™? madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com
There’s still plenty of sunshine and fun left in this year. Get out and enjoy it. For once the snow flies and the fingers
freeze, it’ll be too late. I love you
all. Ecphonesis!
8 comments:
I suddenly realized something tonight that has me spooked. My mother died on December 20. Exactly three months later, on March 20, my sister died. On June 19, my doctor told me to go to the Emergency Room or I’d be dead the next day, June 20, exactly three months after my sister died.
Holy Crap....Makes me think of one of my old sayings, "Live for today, not for the expectations of tomorrow".
Madam Zoltar, please do want ever you can do to keep the cold south of the Wisconsin Illinois border.
Thank you, Madame. You soothe my soul. It was a rough one out there.
I missed the annual Zoltar flier with the back to school sales. Will you be clearance pricing your merchandise with a Black Friday sale?
Thanks for the advice, Mme. Z. I'm still anxious.
I could use a little Zoltar tonic to ease the aches and pains of life, can I buy it by the 55 gallon keg?
Good advice for Orbs Madame. If I were him I would be, for lack of a better word, nervous. Gives one the heebie jeebies.
Orb's, Stay awake for the next two day's. It should be no problem at all. KK, Is usually awake most of the night. Many others also. I will try to POKE you when possible. Keep In mind, If anything happens to you I will be really pissed off.
As I write I think about my brother. My mom died when she was 67, and my sister In Florida died when she was 67. My brother Is 67, and has until Oct. 9th to reach 68 and has the days counted. He Is an alcholholic and has a bottle (un-opened) just In case he feels the big one coming.
If I feel the big one coming, I'm chewing a couple of aspirin.
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