Hello, my autumn angels!
How are you? So sorry that I took
last week off. I had to do something,
but I can’t remember what. Even though
I’m psychic, my memory is getting bad. I
can see what’s coming, but not what’s gone.
The weather has been seasonably crisp. Good-bye summer 2013. Boo hoo.
More and more trees are changing color and losing their leaves. Nature’s beauty can be so stunning, yet so
transitory. Now’s the time for burning
bushes to burn their fierce red. Now’s
the time for jumping into piles of leaves.
Hooray, hooray! Our chivalric and magnanimous Green Bay
Packers defeated the whimpering Detroit Lions this Sunday past. This coming Sunday, the sublime and transcendent
Packers meet the lowly Baltimore Ravens.
“Quoth the raven, ‘Nevermore!’” I believe that refers to their chances
against our majestic Pack.
Unfortunately, my Screaming Psychics in the Irregular Football
League are currently in last place. On
the other hand, the Orbliterators are in first place and remain unbeaten. Speaking of this, I know, Mr. OrbsCorbs, that
is you telephoning me after each of your wins and yelling, “Booyah!” One more time, turkey, and you’re in for an
unpleasant surprise.
I keep reading and seeing stories about the latest scandal
swirling around Mr. Mayor Dickert: the possible sale of a Native American
burial mound. Talk about some bad
joojoo, even I won’t mess with Native American curses. Those are some mightily ticked off
spirits. You would be, too, if your land
and way of life were stolen from you. I
have no advice for Mr. Mayor because he never asks for it. He’s now claiming to be part Native American
himself. Which part, I wonder? Is it for sale?
The federal government is shut down because of bickering
over the Affordable Care Act. This has a
detrimental impact upon untold areas of government and society, rippling out to
the furthest reaches. Who are these
people in Washington, DC? Today, Congress has an 11% approval rating: http://www.gallup.com/poll/165281/congress-job-approval-falls-amid-gov-shutdown.aspx It doesn’t seem to faze them in the
least. I don’t understand the people who
do these things.
Here’s a prank in a coffee shop involving
“telekinesis.” Boo!
Oh my. And I thought
I had some bad days. How can she
repeatedly scream like that? (By the
way, why do YouTube videos now start silent?
They used to start with the sound on.
Now I have to turn it on.)
Thank you, my dears, for reading my blog today. “You are the sunshine of my life.” Shine on, my friends. Feel the Irregular love. It makes me tingly and shivery.
The government shut down, but will it ever shut up? Find out: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com
Enjoy the weather while we have it. Soon comes you-know-what. That makes me shudder. Be kind to each other and help those in need. I love you all. Tachydidaxy!
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5 comments:
Unfortunately for you, Mme. Z, your Screaming Psychics meet my Orbliterators this week. Resistance is futile.
Great video. Oh what fun.
I would have gotten out of there so fast... I'd have been a blur on that video. Not that believe in that stuff, but still!
It is very odd that you posted this today. I swear, I saw some movement in a doorway this morning and no one was there. Coincidence? Hmmmm.
Welcome back Madame.
I think your Mayor is nuts and if he is part Native American then he should know better than to disrupt a sacred burial ground. I don't think I'd want to mess with those spirits.
KK - you are creeping me out.
The guy in the green and white stripes in the video is precious. He's showing on the still before you begin the video. He orders bagels with butter. He holds onto the plate when the woman sticks that guy up on the wall. When the tables all move away, though, he drops it.
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