A tie is not as bad as a loss, but it’s not as good as a
win. It’s kind of a numeric limbo. Our gallant and glorious Green Bay Packers
fought to a tie with the Minnesota Vikings last Sunday. I believe that if our team’s injuries were
all to heal magically, no one could stop the Pack. As it is, I’m proud of our gladiators for
giving as good as they got. Tomorrow,
Thanksgiving Day, the peerless Packers take on the Detroit Lions at 11:30 AM.
May a spirit of gratitude give Green Bay
the attitude that it needs to defeat the Lions.
Go Pack!
In the Irregular Football League, the standings remain the
same. I think that perhaps Mr. hale-bopp
is using his scientific wizardry to give himself an edge. Isn’t that cheating? I dabble in a little wizardry myself. Perhaps I should apply some to the IFL.
As some of you may already know, famed psychic Sylvia Browne
died last week. I don’t wish to
disrespect anyone’s passing, but she was much more fame than psychic. To her credit, her faithful fans followed her
even after her “psychic powers” were shown to be fraudulent on a number of
occasions. She kept the con going and
she kept the con big. I wish her well in
her next life. I’ll bet she’s already
sizing up the marks and cooking up a scheme.
St. Peter, check your watch and wallet after dealing with her. Oh my.
Señor Zanza, Junior and I are going to Señor Zanza’s parents’
home for Thanksgiving dinner. Oh my, oh
my. I haven’t met the Zanzas
before. I’m all nervous and
worried. Physician, heal thyself. Hah!
If I drink any of my tonics to calm my nerves, I’ll be semi-comatose at
dinner. I’ll just have to load up on
whatever alcohol they serve. Or maybe
bring a couple of flasks if they don’t.
Junior is anxious to go because Señor Zanza has a couple of daughters
from his first marriage who are coming to dinner. I look forward to meeting them and finding
out more about this first marriage that I haven’t heard about until recently.
Here’s an oldie but a goodie with the late Mr. Johnny Carson
reading children’s recipes for cooking a Thanksgiving turkey:
I know it shows my age, but I laughed and laughed at
that. Mr. Carson was special.
Thank you my dears for reading my blog and have a wonderful
Thanksgiving. As we give gratitude and
break bread with our loved ones, we join millions of others in the family of
man. We are many and we are one.
How to pluck a turkey and other cons of the trade: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com
Enjoy the holiday. Don’t
eat too much. Don’t get trampled on
Black Friday. Don’t forget to help Mr.
OrbsCorbs this Saturday if you can. Happy Irregular
Thanksgiving! I love you all. Gambrinous!
Posts
6 comments:
As some of you may already know, famed psychic Sylvia Browne died last week.
The science of Remote Viewing isn't always precise, and as the famous Double Slit Experiment proved - when something is watched - the results are different than those obtained when it is NOT watched. HMmmm...
Psychic powers may be dependent upon who is observing.
The Princeton Engineering Anomalies Research (PEAR) program, which flourished for nearly three decades under the aegis of Princeton University’s School of Engineering and Applied Science, has completed its experimental agenda of studying the interaction of human consciousness with sensitive physical devices, systems, and processes, and developing complementary theoretical models to enable better understanding of the role of consciousness in the establishment of physical reality.
Despite the small scale of the observed consciousness-related anomalies, they could be functionally devastating to many types of contemporary information processing systems, especially those relying on random reference signals. Such concern could apply to aircraft cockpits and ICBM silos; to surgical facilities and trauma response equipment; to environmental and disaster control technology; or to any other technical scenarios where the emotions, attitudes, or purposes of human operators may intensify and deepen their interactions with the controlling devices and processes. Indeed, the extraordinarily sophisticated equipment that generates much of the fundamental data on which modern science and information technology is based cannot be excluded from this potential vulnerability. As cutting-edge nanotechnology and quantum computing move into even more delicately poised information processors, protection against such consciousness-related interference could become increasingly relevant, even essential, to the design and operation of these and many other engineering systems of the future.
CIA-Initiated Remote Viewing
At Stanford Research Institute
In July 1995 the CIA declassified, and approved for release, documents revealing its sponsorship in the 1970s of a program at Stanford Research Institute in Menlo Park, CA, to determine whether such phenomena as remote viewing "might have any utility for intelligence collection" [1]. Thus began disclosure to the public of a two-decade-plus involvement of the intelligence community in the investigation of so-called parapsychological or psi phenomena. Presented here by the program's Founder and first Director (1972 - 1985) is the early history of the program, including discussion of some of the first, now declassified, results that drove early interest.
Jim Marrs
US Govt Secret Remote Viewing Program and UFOs
View on!
the Pac really needs to work on the defense BIG TIME. They do that and we should have a win on turkey day.
Thank you for a wonderful and uplifting column. I so enjoy reading your posts. As for meeting the Zanzas.... be yourself. You are a shining star, how can they not love you as much as we do?
Have a Happy Thanksgiving Madame. I'm sure you will have a wonderful time.
Hello, my symmetrical snowflakes!
I'm that Black Asymetrical Snowflake!
IT Happens!
I think most of us are irregular sno FLAKES.
Post a Comment