Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed, knows the
end is near, is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons.
"So", he says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills
houses."
"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles
Plaza."
"Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in
City Center."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the
residential buildings downtown."
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as
Morris slips away, she says , "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been
such a hard working man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property? What
property? The schmuck had a paper route!"
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:D
Nothing wrong with delivering papers. It's an honest way to make a buck.
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