Saturday, March 30, 2013
Friday, March 29, 2013
Four for Fridays
Hello everyone! Welcome to Four for Fridays- a great way to start your weekend with some mind boggling questions! Are you ready? I hope so, because here are the questions!
1) What are your Easter plans?
2) What is your first paying job?
3) What is the difference in being wealthy or being rich?
4) How would your friends describe you to someone that you have not met?
Enjoy your weekend!
1) What are your Easter plans?
2) What is your first paying job?
3) What is the difference in being wealthy or being rich?
4) How would your friends describe you to someone that you have not met?
Enjoy your weekend!
Racine Equality Project Files Ethics Complaint
Here's the press release: http://racineequalityproject.org/Racine%20Equality%20Project%20files%20ethics%20complaint.pdf
Here's the Racine Equality Project's homepage: http://racineequalityproject.org/
FOX6 is also covering this story: http://fox6now.com/2013/03/28/racine-equality-project-files-ethics-complaint-over-cable-access-channel/#ooid=RkdnRqYTrp_2MN-jjnuS4d4EtPzUiHfG
Thursday, March 28, 2013
"The First Honest Cable Company"
How refreshing to hear someone speak the truth about internet service providers. This describes Time Warner Cable exactly.
Missing Wife Found
The day after his wife disappeared In a kayaking accident,
an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State
Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some
information about your wife", said one of the troopers.
"Tell me! Did you find her?” Wilkens exclaimed.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We
have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.
Which would you like to hear first?" Fearing the
worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but
this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing
hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she
had 12 twenty-five-pound king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging
to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good
news, then what's the great news?"
The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again
tomorrow."
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
21 tons of Muenster cheese stolen in Cashton
Okay, I give, why would you want to steal 42,000 lbs of cheese? What the hell would you do with it?An Illinois man accused of stealing 21 tons of Wisconsin cheese has been arrested in New Jersey.
New Jersey authorities say the 34-year-old man from Plainfield, Ill., was arrested Tuesday afternoon. New Jersey State Police said Wednesday the man was driving a refrigerated truck carrying 42,000 pounds of Muenster cheese.
The cheese company, K&K Cheese in Cashton valued the cargo at $200,000. The suspect used false paperwork to obtain the cheese, authorities said.
Company spokesman Kevin Everhart says K&K can't guarantee the cheese hasn't been tampered with, so it didn't ask for the product back.
If the cheese passes inspections by health authorities, New Jersey State Police said it will be donated to charity.
Click Here to read the complete article on JSOnline.
Dear Madame Zoltar
Hello, my chilly children!
How are you? Somebody forgot to
throw the Winter OFF and Spring ON switches.
The wind makes it worse. I’m
still wearing winter garb. The coats and
boots will be closeted once we get a semblance of spring weather. In the meantime, brrr.
It’s been a difficult week because someone very close to me
passed away unexpectedly last week. My
advice is, if you’ve been meaning to tell someone that you love him/her, don’t
wait. Do it now. No time is guaranteed
us. Whether family member, friend, or
lover, let them know how you feel. While
I mourn this loss, a crass phrase that a friend of mine favors comes to mind: “Chicken
one day, feathers the next.” Oh my, but
it’s true. We never know when Death will
come knocking on our door.
On an entirely different note, another friend of mine, who
lives in an apartment building, pointed out the infestation of bedbugs that is
plaguing some areas of Racine. He wondered if my psychic powers could be put
to use in combating the little bloodsuckers.
The low intelligence of insects in general prevents me from connecting
with them psychically. However, one of
my B-Gon products might be just the thing for you. Madame Zoltar’s® BedBug-B-Gon Bomb™
guarantees a 100% kill ratio for a quarter mile radius. The bedbugs, and all other forms of life,
will die. All you have to do is place
the bomb in the center of your house, pull the cap, and run like hell. If you’re not capable of quick flight, you
might consider wearing a gas mask.
Whatever you do, don’t breathe any of the gas. After a week, a crew can decontaminate your
home and make it relatively safe for you and your family. Just don’t breathe too deeply for the first
month or so.
Talking about bedbugs makes me start itching all over. That’s the psychic power of suggestion. Talking about food makes me hungry. Talking about a cool glass of water makes me
thirsty. And talking about money makes
me greedy. Let’s talk about something
else.
Some daffodils and early tulips are coming up near the
foundations of buildings. If it looks
like we’re going to have a deep freeze, snow is a good insulator for the
plants. I can hardly wait for spring to
spring. Spring is my favorite time of
year. I love the sights and sounds and
smells of spring. The aroma of the good
earth is intoxicating. The birds chirp
and twitter deliriously. Spring is a time
of rebirth. Soon, very soon, my dears,
the cabin fever will be dispelled completely.
Soon there will be dancing in the streets.
Thank you for stopping by to read my blog today. I love company, especially the Irregular kind. It’s a treat to have visitors. Thank you, again.
Bedbug hotline: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com.
Be careful, my dears.
There’s still plenty of snow and ice out there. It may be around for awhile. Last year we had the warm winter. Maybe this year it’s the cool summer. Be aware of your surroundings. I love all of you. Rantallion!
"Snow Plowing like a Boss in Boston !"
Adult Language Alert!
I can't remember how many times I had to shovel out my parents' driveway because of the plowing. Now I realize that the drivers are evil bastards.
I can't remember how many times I had to shovel out my parents' driveway because of the plowing. Now I realize that the drivers are evil bastards.
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Bacon & Cheese Sandwich
Yum, yum, yum! That looks so tasty and artery clogging, that I wouldn't be able to resist it. But how do I make one? I assume the bacon strips are woven before cooking.
SAVE THE DATE!!!
OK boys and girls -
write this day and time down,
Mary is coming to town!!
Don't know what.where yet, but I know WHEN -
Don't know what.where yet, but I know WHEN -
Saturday, APRIL 20th, noon.
I have most email addresses for ya'll,
if you're not sure if I have yours
and you want to come meet one of
our out of state irregulars,
kindly shoot me an email at -
lizardmom@jtirregulars.com
I will email more info as it becomes available
(feel free to email suggested places
to meet for lunch)
It's a work in progress but set the date aside!!
Useless Information
Did you know:
Did you know soda is sold in aluminum cans 4 times greater then in plastic bottles?
Monday, March 25, 2013
Announcement
Sunday, March 24, 2013
"Snake Blamed for burning down Texas home"
Are you paying attention, Beejay? Don't set snakes on fire.