Hello, my summer soul mates!
How are you? We’re finally in the
temperatures appropriate for this time of year, but the rain hasn’t
stopped. Last year was just the
opposite: dry as a desert. Did God
promise not to destroy the Earth by water again? We should be safe, then, from too much
flooding. While we’re soaked, wildfires
rage across the dry western states. Like
our politics, our weather is polarized.
I hope you all had a fun and safe Independence Day. I didn’t go to the parade. Señor Zanza and I stayed home and cooked on
the grill. Junior went to the parade,
stopped home afterwards to wolf down some brats and burgers, and then took off
with his friends again. God knows what
those kids do all day. I’ll worry ten
times as much when Junior learns how to drive.
I’d like to thank all of the volunteers who helped clean up North
Beach on the 5th of
July. Bravo! You represent the best of Racine. Unfortunately, the people who left the mess
represent the worst. Boo! Why can’t they bring along some plastic
grocery bags and clean up before they go?
Is that so hard? I guess so… I’ve tried talking to litterbugs. They don’t appreciate it. I think some will be littering their entire
lives while others will be picking up after them their entire lives. It’s almost symbiotic.
Did anyone go to Summerfest in Milwaukee? It’s been quite awhile since I went. Last time, I almost passed out on one of the
carnival rides, the Zipper. Never
again. No carnival rides. None.
Never. Summerfest can become very
crowded and I don’t like that. When I
see large groups of drunken people, I am reminded of the drunken rioters in my
native Romania,
who burned out the Gypsies. I’m better
off staying away from Summerfest and enjoying what Racine
has to offer: smaller groups of drunken people.
Oh my, I’m teasing. I
love Racine.
Poor Paula Deen, crucified for admitting to using the
dreaded “N-word.” Really. I think it would be odd if she, or anyone
else her age, had not used the word at some point in their lives. Unless she’s been using it recently to degrade
others, I don’t quite understand the fuss.
We have ceded so much power to the “N-word.” We fear it like superstitious natives. A collection of symbols can destroy a
career. That’s preposterous, but true.
Finally, is Racine
broke or not? I keep hearing different
stories. Our Mr. Mayor Dickert has many
ambitious projects in the works, but furlough days and removing streetlights
have been required to keep the books balanced at City Hall. Is everything going to happen with borrowed
money? Who will pay it back? Oh my.
Thank you for reading my blog today. Thank you for being you. I look forward to my visit with the
Irregulars and others every week. I
appreciate your patronage.
Enjoy summer. It’s
hard to believe that the 4th of July is already over. Take advantage of the weather while you can,
because 6 months from now we’ll be in the deep freeze. Pedestrians and drivers: look both ways,
please. Docta
ignorantia!