Thursday, January 9, 2014

A Cold Weather Survival Tip from North Dakota

 I got this from a friend in North Dakota. This does work!

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Anonymous said...

That's just silly Orbs -

and possibly UNSANITARY!

Here is a better option....

LumaWarm heated nightlight toilet seat

The LumaWarm heated nightlight toilet seat offers the luxury and comfort of a heated seat with the added convenience of a soothing illuminating LED nightlight. There's nothing more jarring than turning on the bathroom light in the middle of the night and sitting down on a freezing cold toilet seat. With the LumaWarm, you will be guided by the soft illuminating glow of the blue nightlight and comforted by the soothing heated seat, set to your personal temperature preference. With 4 temperature setting options (off-low-med-high), the LumaWarm is comfortable all year round. The elegant built in nightlight has a simple on/off button and LED light bulb that is energy efficient and long lasting. The LumaWarm heated nightlight toilet seat quickly and easily replaces any existing toilet seat and is adjustable for a perfect fit on any standard fixture. As with all Brondell toilet seats, the LumaWarm has a gentle closing seat and lid with superior style and quality you won't find anywhere else. The LumaWarm heated nightlight toilet seat is a must-have for every bathroom. Don't lose anymore sleep, get the LumaWarm today and start living in luxury and comfort.

For the Big Spender, who demands only the best - from Kohler!

C3® 200 elongated toilet seat with bidet functionality, in-line heater and remote controls

C3®

Experience a new level of cleansing for daily comfort and confidence. This advanced C3 toilet seat with bidet functionality uses naturally soothing water as a refreshing, hygienic alternative to toilet tissue. A remote control lets you instantly adjust the water spray for position, temperature, and oscillating or pulsating motion--and you can store preferred settings for two users. Other amenities include a heated seat, adjustable warm-air flow for drying, and built-in odor control.

Does a Bear Sh*t in the Woods?

January 10, 2014 at 7:18 AM
kkdither said...

I placed a thermometer on the back of the toilet tank during the cold spell. It read 61 degrees. Still, I don't think I'd resort to this method.

January 10, 2014 at 8:52 AM
OKIE said...

And I have to ask KK, whatever motivated you to place a thermometer on the toilet tank? I am perplexed.

January 10, 2014 at 9:20 AM
BL Basketcase said...

Was it a rectal thermometer?
Sorry, but wondering why it would be placed there, just like Mary is..
The heated toilet seat sounds nice
but if it gets wet...will it emit an electrical shock?

January 10, 2014 at 9:43 AM
Toad said...

Speaking of toilets. If I were a woman I would have to kill myself. My left knee Is shot for some reason? It hurts terribly, when I lift my leg to walk. The toilet being below a 90 degree angle provides me with EXTREME pain, and I have a really difficult time getting up. I'm thinking of calling Winnie to the bathroom, and using her collar to help me up. She's about 120 pounds now, so that should work. The other option Is a BOOSTER seat.

God bless you women with bad knees, having to go through this pain.

January 10, 2014 at 10:00 AM
kkdither said...

Inquiring minds want to know. The seat felt very cold, so I wanted confirmation. hahahaha

January 10, 2014 at 12:17 PM
legal stranger said...

Kohler does come close to enjoying the ROYAL FLUSH hahahahahaha

January 10, 2014 at 12:41 PM
BL Basketcase said...

Looks like just another kick in the ass to me.

January 10, 2014 at 8:26 PM

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