A Little Poem, so true it hurts!

Submitted by legal stranger:

Another year has passed 

And we're all a little older. 

Last summer felt hotter 

And winter seems much colder. 

There was a time not long ago 

When life was quite a blast. 

Now I fully understand 

About 'Living in the Past' 

We used to go to weddings, 

Football games and lunches.. 

Now we go to funeral homes 

And after-funeral brunches. 

We used to have hangovers, 

From parties that were gay. 

Now we suffer body aches 

And while the night away. 

We used to go out dining, 

And couldn't get our fill. 

Now we ask for doggie bags, 

Come home and take a pill. 

We used to often travel 

To places near and far. 

Now we get sore asses 

From riding in the car. 

We used to go to nightclubs 

And drink a little booze. 

Now we stay home at night 

And watch the evening news. 

That, my friend is how life is, 

And now my tale is told. 

So, enjoy each day and live it up... 

Before you're too damned old! 

Happy New Year!