Hello, my Frosted Flakes. How are you? The deep freeze is supposed to break today,
but we still have plenty of winter left for subzero atrocities. I want to move to JTIsland now. We should just pick out an island and invade
it. Drive out the locals. Then we can declare ourselves a sovereign
nation and apply to the USA
for foreign aid. Give us a few millions dollars
and we won’t ally with the bad guys. It
all sounds so lovely. When do we start?
I see that the documentary, Pattern or Practice, is causing a brouhaha in the city. Good.
We need more brouhahas and hullabaloos.
The Journal Times is reporting that Mr. Ex-Mayor Becker has
been released from the Sturtevant Transitional Facility. (http://journaltimes.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/becker-released-from-custody/article_a36ee24e-8872-11e3-9188-001a4bcf887a.html) Unspecified “treatments violations” triggered
his arrest 12 days ago. That’s all we
know. I mean, that’s all you know. I, of course, know all. Often, the best use I can make of this
information is to not use it. In any
case, the experts have decided that it’s OK for Mr. Ex-Mayor to mingle with us
once again. The experts should know,
right?
It’s awful to read about the propane shortage and the price
gouging going on. It’s especially so
when you read stories like this: “Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy
farm – police:”
“(Reuters) - Methane gas from 90
flatulent cows exploded in a German farm shed on Monday, damaging the roof and
injuring one of the animals, police said.”
All that methane going to waste while we starve for
propane. Oh my.
Did you hear that Justin Bieber was arrested? Like, for sure. I don’t know why everyone keeps picking on
the poor guy. He should teach them a
lesson by returning to Canada
and never singing another note again.
Please.
The “rock star” pope, Pope Francis, has made the cover of
Rolling Stone magazine. He’s also the
subject of graffiti in Rome
portraying him as the “ Super Pope.” His
love of the common people is being returned many times over. Bless you, Pope Francis.
Bless anyone who tries to make this a better world. There are far too few who do. Woo-woo.
Thank you, my dears, for reading my blog today. You know that I love to have company. You know that I love my readers. You know that I love you.
Stay with the layered look for now, my dears. There’s no reason to believe that February
won’t be just as bad as January. Or
worse. Remember, the best way to stay
warm is to share body heat with someone else.
You can take it from there. I
love the Irregulars! Jerque!
7 comments:
hope you're staying toasty, Madame!
Not sure how I feel about you calling us a bunch of flakes, guess the cold is getting to you :)
Oh my, I worried about that. I meant no offense. You are my dearest friends.
We can be like snowflakes. We all blend in together and yet we are all different.
Does the pope shit in the woods?
I know some flakes for sure including bieber
Some profound shit on this blog!
We love you too, Madame, in spite of you calling us Jerques. {snicker }
I spoke with a friend of mine in Merrill, WI last night She originally paid $1.48 a gallon for LP; she got mad when it went to $189.
Then it went to $2.99 and you had to order at least 300 gallons or they would not deliver it. Then they raised it to $4.99 then to $5.99 and you could only get 100 gallons at a time.
Since it has dropped to $3.99 (as of yesterday 1/29. She turned her thermostat way down and purchased some electric heaters. She and her husband are now sleeping in their living room.
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