Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Gun Control


It has already started at Gander Mountain Sporting Goods.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer

5 comments:

kkdither said...

Now that's a good one! {tears from laughing}

Anonymous said...

SER, that's why you buy with cash.... did your huggies show?

OrbsCorbs said...

That's funny.

SER said...

Anonymous...Good thing the store was nice and warm otherwise it could have been REALLY embarrassing

jed said...

Yeah SER, you know what cold causes...shrinkage. lol