Monday, January 27, 2014

I Found An Online Job



Can you imagine getting paid to eat online? $9,000 a month.

Just think of the commercial endorsements and advertising from restaurant chains and food companies.
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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

OK Orbs, you can train customers online in the art of anger management.
If that doesn't work, try teaching government ethics

January 28, 2014 at 12:37 AM
OrbsCorbs said...

Ouch. You got me there.

January 28, 2014 at 12:40 AM
OKIE said...

Orbs - you could do spots showing you eating one of your favorite hot dogs or possibly a Kewpees. I'd watch.
I wouldn't eat as much as this girl or you will be in serious weight trouble.

January 28, 2014 at 8:19 AM
kkdither said...

I find it sad that so many people watch because they are lonely, eating alone.

I heard a comedian say that The Food Network is like porn for fatties.

Seinfeld said that the bill should come before the meal... "I'm not buying this food, I'm full!"

January 28, 2014 at 9:13 AM
OrbsCorbs said...

Does she eat all the food that is shown? There's enough there for a family of 6.

Thanks, Mary. Maybe I'll start Orbs' Rants - people can watch me eat online as I lose my temper spewing about lying John and his pals. Food thrown all over the place and me screaming at the webcam, "Lying John! Two-Faced Tommy! Armageddon! Arrgh!"

January 28, 2014 at 2:53 PM
lizardmom said...

Orbs, I think you're on to something! For a nominal fee, people can engage in a virtual food fight with you! Sounds like great fun (as long as I don't have to clean it up :) )

January 28, 2014 at 4:49 PM
SER said...

it's got to cost her a ton of money for all that food.'

she just sit in front of the computer on a toilet...!! In one end out the other...

January 28, 2014 at 8:19 PM
OKIE said...

Orbs, you cannot rant while your eating. You'd be wasting good food. Who knows, maybe you would get a discount for promoting them.

January 28, 2014 at 8:28 PM

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