Friday, February 7, 2014


An older Woman was asked, "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get : Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?" 

The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's - Better to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle.".................................Yep!

4 comments:

OrbsCorbs said...

Unfortunately, the "wise one" had been asked the question before, but didn't remember because of her Alzheimer's.

kkdither said...

Neither, please. I want to keep my marbles, shoot them straight and be able to bend over and pick them up when I'm done. Yikes.

OrbsCorbs said...

The stuff creeps up on you. Today I have aches and pains that would've sent me to the doctor 40 years ago.

SER said...

I like wine, beer, vodka, whisky, gin, tequila but the vodka the gin have to be a good quality, no bar rail stuff.

Nooooo Champagne, gives me an instant headache.