Friday, February 7, 2014


An older Woman was asked, "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get : Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?" 

The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's - Better to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle.".................................Yep!
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4 comments:

  1. OrbsCorbsFebruary 7, 2014 at 11:54 PM

    Unfortunately, the "wise one" had been asked the question before, but didn't remember because of her Alzheimer's.

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  2. kkditherFebruary 8, 2014 at 12:05 PM

    Neither, please. I want to keep my marbles, shoot them straight and be able to bend over and pick them up when I'm done. Yikes.

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  3. OrbsCorbsFebruary 8, 2014 at 6:24 PM

    The stuff creeps up on you. Today I have aches and pains that would've sent me to the doctor 40 years ago.

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  4. SERFebruary 9, 2014 at 4:13 AM

    I like wine, beer, vodka, whisky, gin, tequila but the vodka the gin have to be a good quality, no bar rail stuff.

    Nooooo Champagne, gives me an instant headache.

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