There are only 2 more days until Valentine’s Day for you
to get my present.Please no diamonds, I dislike diamonds they are way to over rated, I would rather have a nice bottle of tequila (Jose Cuervo Gold) or Hennessy Cognac
De Beers Company has so many diamonds “squirreled” away that if they put them all on the market you could go to any 7-11 or Open Panty and buy a 3 or 4 caret diamond.
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Well crap, back to the store. :{
Oh oh. I'd better snap into gear and find something for him!! Oh crap!
It's only a Hallmark money making day. But I know he's gonna spend big cash! Who cares. Men are a dime a dozen. Hehehe. HE
I just read this again. Open panty?
Open panty?
That's what comes after the Diamond is presented.
Looks like Robo-Cop came to end your little Party.
Adults ONLY.
I prefer to buy my own gifts. That way I'm sure to like them.... and there are no strings attached.
Not clicking that link above, for sure ^^^
Poor SER, his auto correct (or slightly irregular mind) has let him down once again! Lol
Plus VD is THREE DAYS away. He sure got it screwed up! : )
At least he means well .... Better early than late or none at all.
Is this the daily blog? Who Is Robo Cop, Richard?
RoboCop is a 1987 American science fiction action film directed by Paul Verhoeven and written by Edward Neumeier and Michael Miner. The film stars Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Dan O'Herlihy, Kurtwood Smith, Miguel Ferrer, and Ronny Cox. Set in a crime-ridden Detroit, Michigan in the near future, RoboCop centers on police officer Alex Murphy (Weller) who is brutally murdered by a gang of criminals and subsequently revived by the malevolent mega-corporation Omni Consumer Products (OCP) as a superhuman cyborg law enforcer known as "RoboCop".
RoboCop includes themes regarding the media, gentrification, corruption, authoritarianism, greed, privatization, capitalism, identity, dystopia, and human nature. It received positive reviews and was cited as one of the best films of 1987, spawning a franchise that included merchandise, two sequels, a television series, two animated TV series, a television mini-series, video games and a number of comic book adaptations/crossovers. The film was produced for a relatively modest $13 million.
In the Spoof version he stops rapists by shooting off their Tallywhackers.*
*Tallywhacker = Mrs. Balbricker wants to do a p**** line up to identify the offending member that violated the girl's shower.
I thought you meant I was the Robo cop by policing the blog for mistakes.
I'm not that kind of Prick.
What kind of one are you?
The type that needs a Head Doctor.
H-e-a-d, I need a doctor just for me...
*WARNING* Adults Only
Patently Offensive Rap by Too $hort
Dope Fiend Beat
Most head doctors need head doctors.
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