Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Looking for a Contract?




I'm put 'in a contract out on Punxsutawney Phil; 6 more weeks...the little bastards gotta go...

Who is this creature who claims to be an expert on the long-term weather forecast?

call (262) 555-1212
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15 comments:

BL Basketcase said...

Ok why is that number directory assistance ?

February 3, 2014 at 9:39 PM
SER said...

So you can find me....

February 4, 2014 at 1:17 AM
lizardmom said...

when I heard he predicted a longer winter, I kept saying I was surprised nobody has put a hit out on him yet!

February 4, 2014 at 2:36 AM
OKIE said...

The Farmers Almanac said it was going to be a cold winter and damned if they weren't right.

February 4, 2014 at 9:30 AM
OrbsCorbs said...

Hmm, are groundhogs good eating?

February 4, 2014 at 12:47 PM
Anonymous said...

*VIEWER WARNING*

Contains scenes of Prairie Dogs being shot for maximum carnage. Not for the squeamish or sensitive.

Dog Be Gone

February 4, 2014 at 2:04 PM
Anonymous said...

ORBS - I don't know if Dogs are good - but Hogs sure are.

Get some!

Bacon, that is.

*VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED* Animals being shot.

February 4, 2014 at 2:11 PM
BL Basketcase said...

Popping off animals is sick and demented pastime and disgusting waste of Gods creatures who are merely trying to survive

February 4, 2014 at 8:07 PM
Anonymous said...

Popping off animals is sick and demented pastime and disgusting waste of Gods creatures who are merely trying to survive

Did you vote for Obama or do you pay Federal Taxes?

Then, Think again!

Obama brag, in new book: I’m ‘really good at killing people’ with drones

President Obama was overheard bragging to administration aides about his ability to kill people with drones, a new book about the 2012 campaign season that’s due for release on Tuesday claimed.

The president’s specific words: I’m “really good at killing people,” authors Mark Halperin and John Heilemann write in “Double Down: Game Change 2012,”

Drone strike kills 15 'wedding party-goers' in Yemen

Fifteen people who had been heading to a wedding in Yemen have been killed in an air strike. Local media reported that a drone attack had been responsible, and the party-goers had been hit instead of an Al-Qaeda convoy.

“An air strike missed its target and hit a wedding car convoy, ten people were killed immediately and another five who were injured died after being admitted to the hospital,” a Yemeni security official told Reuters.

Five more people were injured in the attack which took place in Radda, central al-Bayda province on Thursday, the source added.

The group had been en route to the the village of Qaifa, the site of the wedding, when it was hit. The assault left charred bodies strewn in the road and vehicles on fire, officials told AP.

How Many Non-Combatants Are Killed by Drones?

Adam Schiff, a Democratic congressman from California, urged the nation’s intelligence leaders today to get behind an important idea: The Obama administration, he said, should publish an annual report on American drone strikes, showing how many combatants and especially how many non-combatants are killed by unmanned aircraft each year.

The United States doesn’t release those figures now, and in fact doesn’t even officially acknowledge that the C.I.A. operates drones over Pakistan to kill terrorists. (It does acknowledge the Pentagon’s drone program in Afghanistan.) But last year, the United Nations conducted an investigation that found that 400 of the 2,200 people killed by American drones in Pakistan over the last decade were civilians.

Get in where you fit in.

Humanity is just a group on Natural Born Killers. Kill. OR be Killed.

Journey with me
Into the mind of a maniac
Doomed to be a killer
Since I came out the nutsac
I'm in a murderous mindsate
With a heart full of terror
I see the devil in the mirror
BUCK BUCK, Lights out
Cause when I get my sawed off
Niggaz get hauled off [Ice Cube:] haha barrel one
Touches your motherfuckin flesh [Ice Cube:] barrel two
Shoots your fuckin heart out your chest

February 4, 2014 at 8:22 PM
BL Basketcase said...

Sorry Dickie, I was merely speaking of Prairie Dogs,
And honestly, none have ever threatened me.

I am an animal rights person. And that is where the conversation lead me until I got blog jacked.

I would indeed protect myself if they were sending drones
My way.

February 4, 2014 at 9:01 PM
Anonymous said...

Ice cube.
Had to stop at a red light
Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight
Today was a good day!

February 4, 2014 at 9:11 PM
Anonymous said...

I would indeed protect myself if they were sending drones
My way.

Be sure that you have your Drone Hunting License first!

It’s drone season! Colorado town to vote on license to shoot down unmanned aircraft

Deer Trail will vote Tuesday on the ordinance that would place a $100 bounty on drones with U.S. government markings.

MEANTIME, You can be sippin' on Gin and Juice and smokin' Indo with Snoop Dogg.

February 5, 2014 at 6:59 AM
Anonymous said...

And for Ol' Skool anonymous -

Be sure to watch the $20 Sack Pyramid

February 5, 2014 at 7:01 AM
BL Basketcase said...

Don't you be RIDIN' DIRTY now , mr d

February 5, 2014 at 10:00 AM
Anonymous said...

I think BLB meant that if the prairie dogs were attacking with drones she would protect herself.

February 5, 2014 at 7:39 PM

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