Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Looking for a Contract?




I'm put 'in a contract out on Punxsutawney Phil; 6 more weeks...the little bastards gotta go...

Who is this creature who claims to be an expert on the long-term weather forecast?

call (262) 555-1212

15 comments:

  1. Ok why is that number directory assistance ?

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  2. when I heard he predicted a longer winter, I kept saying I was surprised nobody has put a hit out on him yet!

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  3. The Farmers Almanac said it was going to be a cold winter and damned if they weren't right.

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  4. *VIEWER WARNING*

    Contains scenes of Prairie Dogs being shot for maximum carnage. Not for the squeamish or sensitive.

    Dog Be Gone

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  5. ORBS - I don't know if Dogs are good - but Hogs sure are.

    Get some!

    Bacon, that is.

    *VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED* Animals being shot.

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  6. Popping off animals is sick and demented pastime and disgusting waste of Gods creatures who are merely trying to survive

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  7. Popping off animals is sick and demented pastime and disgusting waste of Gods creatures who are merely trying to survive

    Did you vote for Obama or do you pay Federal Taxes?

    Then, Think again!

    Obama brag, in new book: I’m ‘really good at killing people’ with drones

    President Obama was overheard bragging to administration aides about his ability to kill people with drones, a new book about the 2012 campaign season that’s due for release on Tuesday claimed.

    The president’s specific words: I’m “really good at killing people,” authors Mark Halperin and John Heilemann write in “Double Down: Game Change 2012,”


    Drone strike kills 15 'wedding party-goers' in Yemen

    Fifteen people who had been heading to a wedding in Yemen have been killed in an air strike. Local media reported that a drone attack had been responsible, and the party-goers had been hit instead of an Al-Qaeda convoy.

    “An air strike missed its target and hit a wedding car convoy, ten people were killed immediately and another five who were injured died after being admitted to the hospital,” a Yemeni security official told Reuters.

    Five more people were injured in the attack which took place in Radda, central al-Bayda province on Thursday, the source added.

    The group had been en route to the the village of Qaifa, the site of the wedding, when it was hit. The assault left charred bodies strewn in the road and vehicles on fire, officials told AP.


    How Many Non-Combatants Are Killed by Drones?

    Adam Schiff, a Democratic congressman from California, urged the nation’s intelligence leaders today to get behind an important idea: The Obama administration, he said, should publish an annual report on American drone strikes, showing how many combatants and especially how many non-combatants are killed by unmanned aircraft each year.

    The United States doesn’t release those figures now, and in fact doesn’t even officially acknowledge that the C.I.A. operates drones over Pakistan to kill terrorists. (It does acknowledge the Pentagon’s drone program in Afghanistan.) But last year, the United Nations conducted an investigation that found that 400 of the 2,200 people killed by American drones in Pakistan over the last decade were civilians.


    Get in where you fit in.

    Humanity is just a group on Natural Born Killers. Kill. OR be Killed.

    Journey with me
    Into the mind of a maniac
    Doomed to be a killer
    Since I came out the nutsac
    I'm in a murderous mindsate
    With a heart full of terror
    I see the devil in the mirror
    BUCK BUCK, Lights out
    Cause when I get my sawed off
    Niggaz get hauled off [Ice Cube:] haha barrel one
    Touches your motherfuckin flesh [Ice Cube:] barrel two
    Shoots your fuckin heart out your chest

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  8. Sorry Dickie, I was merely speaking of Prairie Dogs,
    And honestly, none have ever threatened me.

    I am an animal rights person. And that is where the conversation lead me until I got blog jacked.

    I would indeed protect myself if they were sending drones
    My way.

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  9. Ice cube.
    Had to stop at a red light
    Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight
    Today was a good day!

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  10. I would indeed protect myself if they were sending drones
    My way.


    Be sure that you have your Drone Hunting License first!

    It’s drone season! Colorado town to vote on license to shoot down unmanned aircraft

    Deer Trail will vote Tuesday on the ordinance that would place a $100 bounty on drones with U.S. government markings.

    MEANTIME, You can be sippin' on Gin and Juice and smokin' Indo with Snoop Dogg.

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  11. And for Ol' Skool anonymous -

    Be sure to watch the $20 Sack Pyramid

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  12. Don't you be RIDIN' DIRTY now , mr d

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  13. I think BLB meant that if the prairie dogs were attacking with drones she would protect herself.

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