"One man is claiming that the intriguing Martian rock photographed
recently by NASA's Opportunity rover isn't a rock at all, but a living
thing, and is now suing the space agency for neglecting to investigate
further.
"Rhawn Joseph, a neuropsychologist and author, filed a lawsuit
in a California court earlier this week demanding NASA 'thoroughly
scientifically examine and investigate' the mystery object that
seemingly appeared out of nowhere on the surface of Mars this month.
"Dubbed the 'jelly donut,' by Opportunity lead scientist Steve Squyres,
the rock is white on the outside with a red center. And while NASA
scientists admitted it was 'unlike anything we have seen before,' they
definitely determined it to be a rock.
"NASA even offered a simple and slightly dull explanation for its curious
appearance on Mars on Jan. 8, after photographs taken in the same
location just 12 days earlier showed no such object.
"That explanations included the possibility that Opportunity's tires knocked the rock, since dubbed 'Pinnacle Island,' into view.
"But the mystery was not to be explained away so fast for Joseph.
"The self-labelled astrobiologist and author of several books on
extraterrestial life instead resorted to legal action against the
agency, explaining in the court petition his theory that the rock is
indeed 'a putative biological organism.'
"In fact, it could be a "mushroom-like fungus, a composite organism
consisting of colonies of lichen and cyanobacteria, and which on Earth
is known as Apothecium," Joseph speculated in the petition."
Hey, hale-bopp! What's going on up there?
Below is an image which is irrelevant to this discussion, but it might get this blog some more hits.
I am laughing my ass off
ReplyDeleteHysterical hahahahahahahahahahhahaha
Call for Hale.
ReplyDeleteAnother neuropsychologist who never made it back from the '60s.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on is a well known (to the science community) crank saw a chance for some publicity and the media obliged.
ReplyDeleteMy vote goes to Martian feces.
ReplyDeleteI believe that's what we currently have in office.
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