SATIRE
“Only their hairdressers
know for sure”
Take Notice
John Chisholm
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"Take notice M.P.D. Dean Newport and A.D.A.Megan Williamson
"The following is according to a confidential informant from craigslist:
"Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett’s hairdresser, Universal Allah
(Yeah that’s his real name) was involved in the Stradivarius violin caper.
"Universal Allah was arrested along with Salah Jones
for the tasering of master violinists Frank Almond and the theft of the Lipinski
Stradivarius violin.
"Mayor Tom Barrett’s hairdresser purchased the taser
used in the violin heist last summer from a company in Texas.
"Universal Allah bought
the taser online, an ILLEGAL straw purchase for the guy that actually stole the
Stradivarius violin.
"The MPD searched
Universal’s residence and found information regarding the taser purchase.
Read more: http://milwaukeecountycorruption.blogspot.com/2014/02/scum-cleaner-satire-only-their.html
Any story with a guy named "Universal Allah" in it has to be good.
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Universal Knowledge Allah
Failed art thief accused in Stradivarius caper
Salahadyn and a second man, Universal Knowledge Allah, 36, appeared in Milwaukee County court Friday on charges of being a party to robbery. Allah is also charged with possessing marijuana.
The above story is by: DINESH RAMDE
Violin theft suspect cut Milwaukee mayor's hair
Barrett says he was walking through the neighborhood, stopped into the shop to say hello and was asked if he wanted a haircut. He said yes.
The mayor said Thursday that after the suspect was arrested, his staff discovered a picture of him in the barber's chair on the suspect's Facebook page.
Mayor Barrett got his hair cut by Universal Allah on August 17, 2013
Story with Picture
While we're discussing bizzare stories:
"The Man With Two Dicks"
Being born with a deformity is horrible, until you consider the possibility of having two big fully functioning *****. In that case, it's winning the genetic lottery and gaining super human sexual abilities at birth. Finally a hero the internet deserves.
Adults ONLY.
weird
I was brought up in a time when our enemies were foreign powers. It's difficult to adjust to the notion that today our enemies are our own "leaders."
Some of our enemies are within this site.
Especially the cowards hiding under anonymous .
I was taught not to say anything if it was not nice.
I try to live by that for the most part
RUDE
Synonyms: abrupt, abusive, bad-mannered, barbarian, barbaric, barbarous, blunt, boorish, brusque, brutish, cheeky, churlish, coarse, crabbed, crude, curt, discourteous, graceless, gross, gruff, ignorant, illiterate, impertinent, impolite, impudent, inconsiderate, insolent, insulting, intrusive, loutish, low, obscene, offhand, peremptory, raw, rough, savage, scurrilous, short, surly, uncivil, uncivilized, uncouth, uncultured, uneducated, ungracious, unmannerly, unpolished, unrefined, vulgar, wild.
Being taught and learning does not necessarily produce the desired results
dododododododo
The internet is the bastion of the rude and crude. They rule and they're cruel.
BLB's father was a dentist
For BLB, tooth is stronger than friction
Anybody got any good violin jokes ?
En Française:
écume propre
The barber, Universal Allah, must of thought he was first chair position in the orchestra and confused that with his barber chair , after smoking Premium Pot. He was having a pipe dream and needed the Stradivarius because the show started soon.
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