Seminar on how to live in a loving relationship

  A  group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship  with your husband.

The  women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"

 

All  the women raised their hands.

Then  they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved  him?"

 

Some  women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't  remember.

 

The  women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their  husband:

 

"I  love you, sweetheart."

 

The  women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read  aloud the text message they received, in response.

 

Here  are some of the replies:

 

1.    Who the hell is this?

2.    What’s the matter, are you sick or what?

3.    Yeah, and I love you too. What's up with  you??

4.    What now?  Did you crash the car again?

5.    I don't understand what you mean?

6.    What the hell did you do now?

7.    ?!?

8.    Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

9.    Am I dreaming?

10.  Who’s the guy that you meant to send this to, he’s going to  die!

11.  I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the  day.

12.  Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't  she??

 

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